Teresa calls in for a reading for new changes for her finances – Sad kitten, false advertising and bipolar.  You’re unhappy with your finances and false advertising is how you got in your situation.  Maybe spend too much and you go between not getting out and fighting to get out of your situation.  I took on a venture which I had excess money but it became too much for me.  Is this going to end and will something come up to bring the funds back?  Upcoming endeavors – the shield, wah wah and multiple personality.  You’re getting hit from all sides, lots of options to look at.  There is a disappointment but not a terrible one.  You’re going to get hit with opportunity at least one will disappoint you.  Last chance, the in-law and the lucky cure for this opportunity.  It’s something that will have a small window to get into.  It could be presented by family or someone close to you and it fixes your problems.  The next opportunity looks good for you. 

Reading for Teresa’s significant other – grim reaper, ambulance and the baby.  You’ve become the mother figure and you’ve rescued him and he is very dependent upon you.  He’s really attached to you.  It’s not malicious on his part but you’ve fallen into these roles.  You need to do what you know what you have to do and let the chips fall where they will.  You don’t want a fight but you know what you have to do. 

What happens when you do what you need to do – The in-law, the big dick and the good pickup line.  Its going to be negative and ugly, there will be an uncomfortableness.  But the next two cards are good.  Through the course of all this he’ll become more of man and he’ll see you in a better light.  It’s going to suck at first but it will get better.

Sue calls in about her MIA relationship – fake boobies, the baby and bad pickup line.  Fake boobies is a misrepresentation, more style than substance.  You don’t have a good connections because of the fake image.  He’s really stuck in emotional puberty.  I don’t know if he’s really developed.  The bad pickup line is that he’s kind of a flirt but he’s not good at it.   Does it sound like him?  Not really.  What is he like?  He’s not materialistic, he works hard and he’s not superficial.  Work and family come first and he’s not really a flirt.  I’m not materialistic.  How did it end?  It was going well but he was stressed out about something had to work and then he dropped off the end of the world.  Yesterday I got a good morning text. 

I had dreams of this guy for six months before I met him.  I had these dreams everyday.  You’re basically leaving the light out for him.  I think you should see him and get your closure one way or another.  Can we pull three cards to what will happen if I go down there and stalk his house.  I get the feelings you’re going to see something and get your answer.  Cards pulled – cheater, the end and sacrifice.  I just got the feeling that you’re going to catch him with another woman and it will be the end.  You’ll get closure.  It will be a sacrifice for you to let him go because of those dreams of yours.  I would get a rental car, have fun, make it an adventure.  For you proactively getting the closure will make you feel better.  Don’t do anything criminal.  Just go “investigate”. 

General read for Sue – false advertising, big dick and three.  You’ll meet someone interesting and there will be some interference.  That’s the story of my life.  You mean again?  Relationships are so hard. 

Kayla calls back for a reading about a birthday dinner for her boyfriend – the kiss, sun and home.  Cards for the information she disclosed – heavy flow, thong and sunrise/sunset.  Reading for how her boyfriend feels about her – the diet, good pickup line and heavy flow day (again).  Going through stuff to get somewhere.  The pain in the relationship is for a purpose.  The good pickup line, he’s still attracted to you but he is uncomfortable.  Enjoy the birthday, have fun and let things mellow out.  I think he’s there for you.  He is making the choice to go through something.  You’re the something better.

Am I going to get a windfall of money?  I’m working on putting something together.  White flag, the baby and rain.  The big money is not coming shortly.  The baby card is something is going to suck your money.  It could be a baby but it’s not usually literal.  You can never be too sure.  For first quarter next year here’s your money read – 21 gun salute, bad pickup line and purgatory.  Awww.  It’s not always literal.  Getting rid of one bill that has been bugging you.  Someone will try to get money out of you but you will know it.  I get the feeling that you’re not as tight with your money as you should be.  You’ll be torn between two things.  There will be choices coming up and there is going to be a chance to do something good.  This is a karma thing.  If you do good with your money first quarter it will help you and come back to you.  Is there a soup kitchen you can volunteer at?  That will make a difference for you.  The cards are saying do more good.  Also project what you want.  If you had a million dollars right now what would you do with it?  I would, well after the taxes.  Okay it’s a million tax free.  10% to non-profits, I would share with family, invest and buy something for myself.  Where’s the fun.  What if I gave you 10 million.  What would you buy.  I’d buy an island in the Caribbean   I’d start my own non-profit.  Doing what?  I’d start a foundation for women with cancer.  Scholarships and things help to make them feel better.  You are a nice person.