William calls in for a reading on his finances.  The witch, the diet and Home.  On the new venture opportunity – The sun, it wasn’t me and love.  Two good cards the sun and love but there will some difficulties maybe some accusations.   Is he serious about the venture – the last chance and the baby.  The window to doing it with him is small and for some reason you have missed connections.  Teaching job – shiny object, open legs and the promise.  You’ll get recognition at the job, almost like worshipped.  You will be given access to more maybe full time or growth.  The promise indicates a contract.  It’s an easier path than the insurance job.  Going back to school for finance – sad kitten, rain and heavy flow day.  There’s depression and crying and heavy flow day – discomfort.  3 sad cards.  The law degree – stalker maybe going into debt, fake boobies and good pickup line.  Are you going to make money to offset the debt.  Fake boobies indicates fakeness.  Do you want that kind of life.  The good pickup line is people giving you things that make you feel good.  You’ll be good at it maybe trial work. 

Kanisha calls in for a reading about her baby’s Daddy – The midget, airplane.  Where is this relationship going?  Bipolar, lucky cure and the crowd.  Bipolar is back and forth for a while.  The crowd is a lot of people – maybe you’ll both will see other people.  Have you dated?  The lucky cure is getting married.  On an advice standpoint, if he’s a flake then don’t marry him.  Move on.  What do the cards see for a relationship for me?  Happy song, soul mate and stalker.  Your soul mate and a happy relationship is out there but your ex is always going to plague you. 

Amy, Judge Neil’s first caller from Wisconsin gets a general reading – Purgatory, open legs and the diet.  Being torn between worlds maybe two people.  Open legs is opportunity to get everything you want.  The diet is going without and it’s going to pay off for you.  Could you do a reading for my friend’s health – the witch, the clown and the lucky cure.  He should get multiple opinions because his doctor could be the clown.  Eventually he will get better.  Judge Neil offers Amy a printed deck.  For Amy’s love life – open legs, ooo that’s twice.  Sunrise/sunset and the Judge Neil Card.  Very good cards.  You’re going to get what you go after.  It will be a new beginning and it will bring good things your way.  Cool, of all the cards, I really wanted the Judge Neil Card.