Show 557 October 31, 2013, 10 pm PST
Frisky with the Entity. Happy Holidays Judge Neil. DJ_Malone, Thumper, Xena and Jatea call in. Dorothy will date a negative energy, she doesn't discriminate but she will have to fight Jatea for a chance. A good movie, Succubus. Slash, slash, slash Dorothy aka Energy Therapies calls in. What happened with Britni? She came dressed as a kitty cat trick-o-treating. I told her I was spending time with my daughter and she said "fuck that bitch". I just asked her to leave. Nicole calls in. 1 card for DJ and Britni aka Fatal Attraction. Can we pull a card if DJ is going to sleep with Britni again? Get that TRO and site your daughter's safety as the reason. Nicole is STILL with Dan and things are GREAT. 4 weeks and going strong. Is this a record? You are getting your "Love Button's stroked. Yes, that's a clitoris. Dorothy aka Energy Therapies Naughty Mom Energy. Jatea going through a personal issue. Past life trauma and recent heartbreak. Jatea wants a Korean Dude with a big dick. Ty calls in to the Show. You've been cyber stalking me? Thank you
Show 557 October 31, 2013, 10 pm PST
Tamika calls in to the Show for the first time. Oijah board talk. Tamika tried to throw an oijah board away three times and three times it came back. Do what you have to do to protect your kids, Tamika you have to be your best advocate and don't give up. Thumper, Xena and DJ_Malone hang out with Judge Neil. Tamika would you go out with the well hung midget at the McDonald's drive through? Would you at least give him a date? DJ hooking up Tamika with CDs and Judge Neil the best wingman EVER! DJ explains the wingman code. For Judge Neil I'd take the fat girl to the buffet. No stinky midgets, Judge Neil, I won't do anything? That would scare me. Go to Walmart for Summer's Eve Spring. Chat readings - Keep on having sex Holly. Vanessa found the Show on Judge Neil's Twitter. Judge Neil has a phone fettish. Vanessa wants a love reading for Sergio. They're not together but they're trying to work it out. Women are distrusting creatures, i don't know what it is. Sergio is susceptible to other women right now. How are you going to work on your trust issues. You suspected he cheated, how did you know he didn't. What happened to him on the 4th of July? He came back from Arizona different. There's a Sabrina in Arizona that he's known forever. Sabrina has had sex with at least a hundred guys. You're a really nice catholic girl who won't even look at his penis. What will be the results of Jacob's paternity test? If a guy smells too good he's gay. I'm just hoping by some miracle it's not his. DJ says go for it, Women can do anything. i see you getting laid in the mine. You're going to get some action from those miner dudes. How about food service? DJ wants to know if he is going to be in a meaningful relationship with anybody but Britni. Samora secretly wants a reading but does the passive aggressive and asks not to be read unless she asks. Dejavu DJ remembers dreaming that Judge Neil told him he'd be having a baby. Who's afraid of Samora? Reading for Samora. She moody and on period rage and goes off on her boyfriend. DON'T do it. Bad falling out if you do. If this warnining is NOT heeded Samora you shall suffer the consequences of the Universe
Show 556 Wednesday, October 30, 2013, 10 pm PST
Chat reading for Samora. Dayvd, Thumper, Xena and DJ_Malone hang out with Judge Neil. DJ did you realize Lee was hitting on you last night? Speaking of Brittni, how about an update? She was sitting on her doorstep. She needed to "talk". DJ had to call his sister for backup. His sister told him to man up and face the bitch. He really is what he says he is. Why didn't you get her number. DJ is on the front cover of a magazine and that works magic with the chicks. What kind of freak do you think I am, I don't shove the magazine in my pants. I want Thumper, she's my dream girl. Would you respect a woman who would do you based on you being on the cover of Making It Magazine. If you don't get immediate access, it will be easier to navigate later. Kuulei had an eventful day. Her ex wants to sign legal rights of his two kids over to Kuulei. I believe everything they say because I'm a good person and I assume they're a good person too. You're not hamburger. Thumper just followed Judge Neil on Twitter. Chat reading for Bender. Thumper picks the next victim, Keeks. DJ disappears so we give him a reading. Looks like he's gotta man up. Thumper gets a tomorrow reading.
Broadcast Date: Tuesday, October 29, 2013, 10 pm PST
Anastacia calls in to Fun Psychic Readings with Judge Neil and Friends. She just moved to a new school and wants to be a singer or a business owner. Her sister Azlina gets a reading about Brock. He's stress with his three jobs right now. He's perfection and he's going to be mine. I can be territorial sometimes. The chick just cheated on him so I'm waiting for him to move on. Judge Neil had sisters on the Show tonight. Thumper hasn't slept for 48 hours. Let's work her hard so she gets a good night's rest. Regular Girl calls in. At least you're not Irregular Girl. Tell me what you got. This is a psychic reading right? Paint cost money, microphones cost money. Just do it Regular Girl, draw on scraps of paper use your phone or stuff you already have. Chatroom reading for Iggy, the happy song! Michael the warlock calls in to the Show. He comes from a warlock bloodline. DJ_Malone calls in. Judge Neil caught DJ's Show today. I appreciate it, it's like when your parents come to check out your event. Who is Miss JayJay? She's not really a co-host, but a regular. Susan calls in for the first time. Have you ever called a psychic show before, No bro. When will these bad times pass and I'll find peace. Will I find someone? You're going to be mean to the next guy, you'll be carrying baggage. Take a step back and regroup. Kuuleilani calls back to the Show. I'm glad you're talking about breakups. Have I learned the karmatic lesson and how is my next relationship going to go. I killed lady luck, I murdered that bitch. Is is cool for a woman to buy and have condoms? What if they guy asks you to buy the condoms for him? I buy the Magnum XL so I'm never ashamed to buy them. What about buying pads? Would you help her put it on if she needed help like hurt her back. Should we make teenagers watch a birth delivery? DJ wants to know how his day will go tomorrow? Is that the day you're going to see Brittni? Oh… it was nice knowing you DJ. Chatroom reading for Pilar who is selling her house and moving across the country. Isabel calls in to the Show and gets a career reading. I hope you find this bitch real soon. Sheba oh that's a sexy name. Do you like babe or honey or do you prefer they say your name? Sheba wants to know about Albert. He messed up and he's in makeup mode. Sheba gets a spirituality reading.
Show 554 Monday, October 28, 2013, 10 pm PST
Rachael was drawn to the Show. Her English Bulldog passed away in May. His name was Marc Anthony but he went by the name of Bubba. Animals give unconditional love. We have another rabbit lover. Rachel would not eat a rabbit if she was starving in the Arctic Tundra. I'm an animal rescuer. Living with her parents taking care of them, husband is disabled, so is she, their marriage is based on parenting their daughter. Thumper advises Rachel to receive. Rachel is so touched and begins to cry. Lee calls in. Judge Neil just added the Air Crash card, Lee doesn't mind as long as she could join the mile high club first. I'm a rebel arrest me. DJ will GLADLY give Lee a tour of the mile high club. Lee dares Thumper to make her cry. Lee's been trying to show the world who she is. Now her 38Ds are more noticeable since she lost 31 pounds. DJ_Malone, Thumper, Xena and Nicole hang out with Judge Neil. Rachael calls back and wants to know if she can renew the passion in her marriage with Patrick. The best thing about Paganism is those naughty Pagan parties. They shouldn't let the ugly ones in. Nina and Kuuleilani call in to listen. Nicole and Dan are STILL together. Candles and making out tonight. DJ wants to know if he'll run in to Brittni or some home girl be stalking him in his house, or something like that when he gets back. I thought Britni was in the "Friends" category? DJ is Judge Neil's home boy. She scares the living s*** out of me. Those church girls can get really crazy. ya ya ya, just post the smiley on Judge Neil's wall DJ. It's just gonna enhance the craziness. I asked Latoya if I could take some condoms back to Chicago back with me. DJ how old are you? I'm amazed you've lived so long. Ol' Rooter calls in to the Show. Judge Neil learned his management skills from North Korea. Can I have the Big Dick card for the first card? Rooter drives Judge Neil to drink. DJ gets a reading about Toya. Thumper gets Ol' Rooter in control. Rachael calls back about her friend Leo. He's gotten into drugs. Nicole gets a general reading. I am going through my time of the month. Thanks for sharing, can you post that on my wall? Henessy sea watch out for a girl hitting on your man. Did I worry you. Nicole maybe should get a relationship reading. Don't freak out and be a possessive girlfriend now. Nina after dark calls in to the Show. What do you want to be when you grow up? Therapist career path reading. Are you having your period today Nina? Lee is horney. If you don't suck your man then a bitch like me is going to. Is Therapy in Nina's future?
Show 553 Sunday, October 27, 2013, 10 pm PST
Ashil calls in to the Show. His business partner was lying to him. No, I don't want to put a curse on him. I leave it to the man upstairs to take care of business. Why did he do that? He was a good friend. His name is Cortney. That's the first sign something was wrong a man with a girls name? Try and control yourself. Xena and Thumper hang out. Judge Neil put his heart into that reading and Ashil got distracted by Thumper. Ashil has been a wonderful guest (especially when he pays attention) Let's have a shot Thumper. We have Jeff aka Phoenix who found the Show on iTunes Radio. Jeff will get a few readings unless he's irritating or boring. Jeff has some changes in his life with disturbing energies and is thinking about moving to Vancouver. Let's invade Canada. Brunettes are getting the love tonight. Would a dyed blonde be ok? Do you want self centered or totally in to you? Does that concern you that every one wants to bang your model girlfriend? Ooops not love at first sight, just hornyness. Even if the sex is good dump her? Ciara calls in about Dwayne. You're generating negatve energy everyday. One side has got to back down. Baby Mama Drama. She lives with his mother. Other than the drama he has a lot of potential in life. Ciara thinking about moving to Hilton Head. Danyell dating a traveling numerologist. Danyell won't be marrying him. Danyell be careful about this one. There's something not right here. DJ (underscore) Malone did it it the car. Nobody's more beautiful than her - DJ???? no wonder they get all stuck on you. That's what she said Judge Neil. Breach of contract, she ain't supposed to turn it into a relationship. Would that be rude to bring your moth collection? DJ was RECOGNIZED at the MALL today! He did shower, gotta take care of him down there. Judge Neil has a shot for DJ. Sandy calls back, watch out Thumper. DJ would eat rabbit just to have sex. Sandy wants to put Thumper in the Alaskan Tundra. Veronica from long ago calls back about her baby's Dad. Is he in love with this new woman or is he greedy? DJ meet Veronica. Oh no, he hit and run! Veronica you buying? She said no without saying no, but it was clear. Veronica is classy.
Show 552 Saturday, October 26, 2013, 10 pm PST
Katie calls in to the Show. Katie is back. Last time she got a relationship reading. She broke up over something she "liked" on Facebook. Politics and Love not a good combination. He's a military veteran. I don't believe in the military but I have faith in them. but... the other day he hit Katie up for a booty call. Michael is a good playmate. Playmates could lead to marriage or maybe the bottom of a ditch. Don't make him your defacto boyfriend. He's drinking more. That's ok, what else. He's an ex Jehova's Witness. Ohhhh. Gypsy granddaughter Katie. What's her next move? Another guy in the wings... a couple of guys? so many guys so little time. The mirror for Siege. He's good looking and good in bed isn't he? Nina calls in. She doesn't have access to money. He always has something to lie about. Gotta find someone to watch my kids so I can get a job. How about some handcuffs? Everyone has a price. Would you clean house in a thong. What if he was short, stumpy and had warts? Bet you're still thinking about the house cleaning job if it paid $4,000 / mo cash. I would be psychoanalyzing what kind of person would pay for that kind of service. Samora found a job and a place to stay. "I saw an ad in the paper, a older man looking for a female 18-70 to hang out with him and he will give cash. Also you can live in the house with him. I told my boyfriend. I found a job!" Thumper's on lock down. Nina wants to use and abuse a man. No cuddling and all that mushy stuff. Just do the deed and get out of here. You're the dream date! Nicole wants to disown half her family. Life is too short to deal with people giving you crap. Let's check out Craigslist. Why go psychic when you can go to craigslist.
Show 551 Thursday, October 24, 2013
Nicole went on a date tonight with Dan. Dayvd calls in, Thumper rolls in. Want some carrots? Judge is making stew. Gabi calls in for a love reading. Can you use your feminine powers to bring people to the Show. Patrick calls in to the Show on Devin's recommendation to ask about Rebecca and Alex. Rebecca's a "9". Alex? Isn't that a man's name? Devin checks in for a general reading. DJ sleeps with Latoya after 3 nights... who won that bet? Roz checks in... Nicole gets a love read. It takes a village to raise Nichole.
Broadcast Date: October 20, 2013