Tasers and Pistols. Kelley calls in from the ER with her Mom, Lisa. Our prayers are with you! "Horror"scope readings. Chris needs to get out of that hookup dating site, Tagged and get on to something more mainstream for a relationship. Also guys should give it up to easy either. Makes the woman feel like you'd do anything with a pulse. SarKron the Skull Crusher calls in about Clara and her ... um... odd sense of humor or fascination with visiting tragic crime scenes. Good plan, move first (she lives across the hall), then breakup. Don't need no boiling rabbits. Did I mention she owns a taser and a pistol?