RobinSings calls in and has some fun with Judge Neil.  Nicole calls in about her current love life, an interfering ex, and finances.  Cut the ex out, cut the non-committal boyfriend out, get out there and start dating.  Be strong and go after what you want.  Find someone who wants a commitment.  Melvin calls in about his love life.  Give love a chance, maybe take a second look at someone who may have irritated you at first.  Theresa calls in about her predicament with her guy.  He seems like a keeper but she’s got some reservations.  Katie D calls in to say she’s a sexy bad ass and you should listen to her show.  Sorry Grandma for the language.  Sandy calls in for a reading about 2 jobs and doesn’t play nicely.  Will Judge Neil take his ball and play somewhere else?  Robin gets a reading about her whore/nice girl complex.  Robin will be back soon to play again.

Chef Sessy calls in for a general reading – broken heart, why and access denied.  Are you in a relationship now?  Heck no!  Are you anti-relationship?  No, I’m poly-amorous.  Sometimes it’s difficult to be poly-amorous because people get jealous.  There are 3 main types of poly-amorous relationships: open, tri and swingers.  Can you imagine having two women on their periods at the same time?  One is bad enough.  Sircy in chat writes in “have you ever seen the suicide rate for Mormon men?    

Evelyn calls in to find out if her finances will improve.  Are you doing anything now to help your situation?  I’m being more frugal.  Some money that you are not expecting will come in.  You need to start prioritizing your bills and make a plan.  In reality people don’t NEED a lot they just WANT a lot.  Things will start coming about in a better way.  Evelyn asks about how her ex is doing – Shit, pot of gold and second chance.  I see some jail time or something illegal.  He’s such a nerd and he hates me so I don’t think we’ll ever get back together.  OMG Chef Sessy do you do psychic hit man work?  General read for Evelyn – why, the lottery and heavy flow day.  When things go well do you kind of sabotage it or don’t enjoy it? 

Jen joins in for Slightly Inappropriate Discussions.  Does sexy have a right to expect preferential treatment?  Yes!  -10 Karma points for Judge Neil.  Dating is a good example of free market  capitalism at work.  The economics of dating.  What should be disclosed when dating?  How much and what needs to be put out on the table and how soon?  When should a man let his date know he is married?  How about a criminal record? STD?  The size of his manhood?

RobinSings calls in and has some fun with Judge Neil.  Nicole calls in about her current love life, an interfering ex, and finances.  Cut the ex out, cut the non-committal boyfriend out, get out there and start dating.  Be strong and go after what you want.  Find someone who wants a commitment.  Melvin calls in about his love life.  Give love a chance, maybe take a second look at someone who may have irritated you at first.  Theresa calls in about her predicament with her guy.  He seems like a keeper but she’s got some reservations.  Katie D calls in to say she’s a sexy bad ass and you should listen to her show.  Sorry Grandma for the language.  Sandy calls in for a reading about 2 jobs and doesn’t play nicely.  Will Judge Neil take his ball and play somewhere else?  Robin gets a reading about her whore/nice girl complex.  Robin will be back soon to play again.

Susan calls in about her career.  Tiara calls in about her great job but wants to know about reaching her goal of having a business of her own one day.  Start now on a part time basis.  Keep the day job and build your own business on the side.   She gets the full treatment and gets readings for health and love also.  Shayna calls in about her health and gets a love reading too.  Barb calls in about buying a house.  Great job saving and getting out of that financial mess.  See your banker, go for it.  Lashondra calls in about family money issues and her relocation plans.  Jen joins in for some fun discussions. 

Katherine calls in to find out why her business associate is a condescending bitch.  Listen and find out why.  Cali's on a "it's all about me" time break and she's going cold turkey with out a man (taking side bets here about how long that's going to last).  How long does a man wait for his date?  If she's hot he'll wait.  If she's hot AND he thinks he's going to get some THEN how long does he wait?  Jen can't resist the topic and calls in.  Next topic: "would you test a guy by telling him you're pregnant (when you're not)?  Is he a douche bag if he hands you a morning after pill?  Who's the bigger douche bag?  You for telling you're pregnant or him for being responsible and taking care of things?  Maybe you admit it was a joke (listen and find out his joke on you.)

Scott calls in for a reading – happy kitty, three and last chance.  The cards are saying there is a possibility of getting back together.  Either you or she has some interference another person is involved.  What should Scott do to get her back – teamwork, lie detector and heavy flow day.  She may not have believed the whole reason you broke up.  I think a gift is in order.  Have you considered jewelry?  Her new guy can buy her that.  Do you want me to put a curse on him?  No, I don’t need that.  You passed the spirituality test.  Congratulations.  Do you want her back because she has some other guy now.  How much drama is this girl.  Things with school are in disarray and your life is a mess this is exaggerating your feelings for her.  You’re looking for an anchor and you’re thinking it’s her.  You need to be your own anchor.  I’ve taken up a few hobbies and when I’m not keeping busy I gravitate towards her.  Back off with going to school, regroup, maybe go back to your parents, save some money, get a job.  Figure out which school to finish your senior year in.  My car just broke down this month, it’s just one thing after another.  What is in store for me? 

Lashondra calls in about a long distance “friendship” with Elliot.  Smelly vagina, the feast and revenge.  A disappointment and bounty so there will be ups and downs and it may not last through his next deployment.  Make sure you don’t start something that is going to be a long distance relationship.  He’s not going to be available.  You can say you’re going to call it a friendship but it’s not.  I should stay away from him?  I feel that the more that we talk it will lead to something.  There is a practical obstacle with the distance.  There are a ton of guys out there for you.  Is her sister going to get the money?  Happy song, ambulance and cute kitty.  Looks like she’s going to get the money just watch out for the complications. 

Lisa calls in about a guy she’s interested in.  Three, small dick and bad pickup line.  A third party is in the equation maybe an ex a mother, someone is there getting in the way.  There is some disappointment and what you are hearing is not making you feel good.  Kind of sleezy.  Not a whole lot of good energy there.  I am disappointed because we did get close and now he is being distant.  Knowing what you know why pursue it?  The good news is that you found out right away.  For whatever reason it’s not a good situation for you.  He’s just thowing stuff out there.  Like hitting on a lot of women.  He’s such a shy little nerd, he doesn’t seem like that kind of guy.  You just don’t know.  There are crazy people out there.  Ultimately are you happy with him?  No, not right now.  I got another reading from someone and she said he would change.  I think I have to shut down the whole operation and that will trigger a change but I don’t think he’s going to be awesome or anything.  Our communication is so slow and he’s always apologizing.  He’s diareah mouth and we got the toilet?  The gift card, the toilet and the end.  There will be some changes but he’s still going to stink and his changes are not going to be what you want.  The sad thing is that he just doesn’t feel for you enough to care enough.  He just doesn’t care about you as much as you care about him. 

Chiitra calls in for a reading about her dreams and if she should pursue her spiritual gifts.  Ambulance, revenge and bad pickup line.  Be careful with how you use your gift, don’t feed on the negative energy.  Don’t do voodoo dolls and stuff like that.  There will be people who will manipulate you in regards to your gift.  Do your own research.  Don’t trust people.  Don’t trust just anyone.  In regards to joining the Army National Guard – twenty one gun salute, soul mates and the inlaw.  Either you or your partner will die if you join the guard.  I don’t recommend it for you. 

Mary calls in to see if her ex is coming back to New York for her.  He moved back to be with his kids and he’s back with his wife.  She’s an empath and has recently gotten in touch with her angels.  Access denied, ambulance and leap of faith.  He’ll be back, she’ll put up a fight and he may need some help.  For your spiritual path Jail, fresh vagina and goodbye.  You’re on a good path but perhaps that relationship may not be beneficial for your path. 

Patty calls in about two business ventures – for P.E.E. – leap of faith, great distance and the witch.  For S.H.O.E you have shit, soul mates and the big dick.  I’m good with business and I’m an artist and I’m trying to mix the two.  I’m looking for the next thing.  On her friend’s missing mother – fresh vagina, the toast and the crowd.  I don’t see anything bad for her.  She’ll be found, she may be around a lot of people.