Sandy call in about love – bipolar, oops and multiple personality.  Are you getting out and meeting people? 

In regards to the money loaned to your son – goodbye, love and teamwork.  The money is not coming back, it’s your son so you love him and sometimes you have to suck it up and teamwork is there some other family member that could help you out.  Do you want us to call him on the Show? 

Nicole (Ohio) calls in about her relationship.  She found out her boyfriend has been cheating on her.  She has found herself in a love triangle.  They dated for four years, were engaged.  He's getting married on Monday.  She wants to know what is going to happen to her and her ?boyfriend.  Promise, thong, the toast.  Broken promises, good and bad and ending up together.  When you were telling your story I was asking myself why is she with him.  I still have feelings for him.   We had a lot of fun together.  The cards say about his marriage.  He should never be granted a license to marry anyone right now.  You or anybody else.  If you want anything with him you’re going to have to be patience.  There is an unresolved past issue with him.  It’s not something you can solve for him.  Nicole asks about her current relationship and gets Teamwork, Blood, Difficult Choice.  This relationship is not completely satisfying to you and will slowly drain you.  You need to decide if you can be happy in this relationship or let go and be with no one for now. 

Selina is intuitive and just started reading angle cards.  She wants to know about her finances.  Tampon/Pad, The bitch and sad kitten.  The sad kitten is a general sadness, like it’s raining.  I read short term.  This is not your life destiny.  People have free will and they can change their own destiny.  Tampon/Pad is an uncomfortable situation.  The bitch is a negative female energy.  Do you have a bitch in your life.  There is a female energy holding you back.  Maybe someone leaches off of you or a drama queen type.  Career read – I know what you did, happy song and breadcrumbs.  Could be a job interview and people looking up your history.  Happy song is a good indicator.  Breadcrumbs could be a job you had before or going back to familiar people. 

Vanessa is in a long distance relationship with a “runner”.   Has cheated on her before but this year he has been good but now he’s playing games with me.  I didn’t hear from him the entire day.  We usually talk everyday.  I’m wondering where our relationship is at right now.  What’s up with your boyfriend.  The gift card, the Midget and the Happy Kitty.  I’m getting the feeling that there is someone else.  Don’t mail him a bomb or something.  I get the feeling that you were so happy that he cleaned up his act and you don’t want to doubt him but you’re intuitive and sometimes you try to ignore it.  Are you in a committed relationship?  Is he treating you correctly?  Not all the time.  Are you happy right now.?  I don’t think you are. 

Lindsey calls in for a read.  He’s hurt me many times, he’s my soul mate but not my twin flame.  Guy are all going nuts.  I have two guys I just texted and they want my bootie.  I recycle.  It’s an ex-boyfriend that doesn’t have a girlfriend at the time.  I have one coming over here right now.  I know, I’m bad.  Don’t recycle boyfriends.  Recycling is for cans.  I want to settle down now.  Winter is coming soon.  Am I making you blush?  I’m having a good time.  Reading for education/career:  Indifference, FML and Sad Song.  Indifference indicates unhappiness.  FML implies a transition.  You have a FML moment coming.  I already had one.  Do you do regular massages or naughty massages?  I am licensed by the medical board. 

Horney Lindsey gets:  Sunrise/Sunset, the unhealing wound, and the mountain for her future relationship.  I don’t want to love because I don’t want to get hurt.  Your journey is not outside you, it’s in you.  You sound like Oprah dammit.  I know your sex buddy is here so I’m going to let you roll.  Where are you at?  Hawaii.  Oh f*** you.  Every good thing you’ve heard about Hawaii is true and more. 

Mic calls in for a general reading – 21 gun salute, sad song and the midget.    Something will come to end maybe you’ll quit smoking or something, there’s some sadness coming up and someone new will show up in your life.  Let’s do a fun reading for your health.  Yeah I know.  Ok let’s get on with the reading.  Bad pickup line, crabs and Multiple personality.  Is there somewhere you can be in nature and take a hike.  I could try doing that and call back in.  I think that would make you feel better and really focus on being with nature on an energy basis.  It would be a good way to get  my mind flowing.  I sense you’re stuck in the city and that would get your energy flowing again.  Take care of all your needs, including your spiritual needs.   Relationship read: The toast, bipolar and shit.  The toast is a celebratory card you folks are going to end up in a really good place.  Bipolar indicates a back and forth, maybe half in and half out.  Shit card indicates some negativity.  This can work out but you’ll be going through some stuff.  You’re living in limbo right now and it’s probably driving you crazy.  Take a chance.  You end up regretting the things you never did more. 

Brandi calls in about upward mobility prospects in her job.  The kiss, the asshole and the cigarette.   Is there someone’s butt you can kiss to get promoted, there may be some asshole or negative energy working against you but there can be satisfaction or a promotion with the cigarette.  The cards indicate kissing butt, is this something you can do.  I pretty much do whatever is asked of me.  I actually enjoy my job.  A lot of times people get promoted because they’re liked and not necessarily because they’re the best worker.

Rene calls in from work.  What kind of work do you do?  I'm a custodian.  You have to take a test to be a permanent custodian.  You ever get spooked out at the school?  Like paranormal activity?  You're not playing with Ouija boards are you?  I used to as a kid and it opened up a negative energy door for me.  After rehab I felt really spiritual and I was all into tarot cards.   I was in a relationship 2 months after my husband passed away.  We broke up and he still calls me.  I hate that I love him so much, he really hurt me.  Let's see what the cards have to say about the new guy.  Indifference, revenge and the mountain.  The mountain card says the relationship can work but it's difficult.  You have to get past the revenge and the indifference and then there's the long climb but if you get through it all it can work out.  Financial situation:  The mountain, Opps and Ambulance.  His financial situation is difficult, he made some mistakes and he needs help.  You may need to help him.  If you do all that things are fixable.  What about my financial situation?  Opps, False Advertising and The Sun.  Very similar story, maybe you racked up credit card debt, you have to stop loaning people money. At the end of the day the Sun comes out for you.  Things can get better for you.  You know when you're on the airplane and the oxygen masks come down you need to set yourself up first before you help others.  What would my dating life be like without him.  I bet if he gave you bad sex you would have walked a long time ago.  The Stalker, the inappropriate gift and fresh vagina.  I know.  I am the best!   You're ex is going to be stalking you.  You're getting cussed out all over America.  There are women out there who can't even get one man.  Watch out for unwanted pregnancy, unwanted advances.  I think you kind of like the attention.  I'm a Leo I like my ego stroked. 

Rose calls in about a love interest. The Clown, Sad Kitty and Three.  The sad kitten most likely refers to you.  There is something about this relationship that is making you sad and bringing you down.  The three card indicates an outside influence.  Together with the Clown card it indicates that this person is affecting the relationship.  I feel like someone has been giving him information or advice.  It could be like a co-worker.  You should just talk to him about it.  Lack of communication can torpedo a relationship.  If you're not happy and he's not happy, the relationship is not going to work out.  Is he the guy for me or is there someone else?  What do the cards think about Rose's man.  Do you care what the cards think about him?  YES!  White Flag, The Asshole and Ambulance. I think the cards are saying this is not a good fit.  That's your fortune cookie read.  Ultimately you should be happy.   There are happy cards in here.  Let's say you breakup with this guy, let's look at your dating prospects.  Ambulance, The Judge Neil Card and Lucky Cure.  Things can go good for you. 

Holly calls in to the Show.  Retail jobs are hard.  You have to work holidays.  I still hate Christmas, a bunch a grumpy people in a rush.  Is there going to be a reconciiiation between me and Lharz?  The mountain (78), the crowd (67) and White Flag (92).  In your case the white flag is the feeling of giving up.  It's so hard and there are other people involved in this relationship.  We are not together, he asked me to marry him and two weeks later he said it was over.  Since you got the crowd card, it's probably somebody else.  Like another love interest.  So he's interested in someone else.  Before the relationship ended were things good.  Yes up until an hour before he broke it up we were talking about our future.  Is he a dishonest person?  He must have been going through difficulties in the relationship or was involved with someone else.  He was in rehab.  He was trying to get his life back together.  When was the last time you talked to him.  He showed up at my house about a month ago.  He's in jail right now.  Is it serious.  He's going to be there for a while.  Do you want to be with him?  I do.  I wish he could see himself the way I see him.  You're 24, what do you want out of life?  The husband, the kids, the dog, common mutual friend.  I don't want lots of glitz and glamour.  A comfortable life.  The problem I see is that you will just put everything into him and it doesn't work out and you're left with nothing.  It's important that someone giving like you find someone that is going to be responsible.  Otherwise you are going to be unfairly burdened in the relationship. 

What does he feel about me?  The first four times he went to jail I stood by him 100%.  Next time you can call on one of your other friends first.  This is a fun reading but from an advice perspective, you deserve a really good relationship.  The baby (63), rain (50) and the asshole (48).  I can see rain a sadness.  There are regrets.  The Asshole card, I don't know why but maybe when you tell him to stay out of trouble he tells you you ain't his mama.  Maybe he views you as a baby.  You're going to have to take care of him. 

Is he happier without me?  While in jail no, but if he was out of jail do you think he would think of you?  I don't know.  We did talk everyday when he was out.  You need to do some soul searching.  What do you want and can he be the person to give you the life you want.  Some people just make bad decisions and draw negativity in their life and you don't want to have that.  It sounds cold but I don't want to see you chasing that.

Can you pull to see if my old dog is okay or does he need something from me.  His health is declining.  Let's see what's up with Apollo, her black lab.  Sometimes he can barely walk.  Jail (36), the end (71), lie detector (38).  He probably is in pain and you should get him checked.  The end is near and don't keep him around just for you.  Treat him if you can but don't prolong his pain so he can be around you. 

Rita from El Passo calls in.  Do you own a gun?  Is it safe there?  Do all people in El Passo own a gun or is that just a stereotype?  We'll ask the cards about this teaching job:  Revenge, Good Pickup Line and Chicken soup.  Revenge is a negative energy card.  Kind of like a tough co-worker.  That one person that annoys you all the time.  You also have someone with good energy and it could be soothing like chicken soup.  The revenge energy could be the students.  But it could be satisfying.  I think it will work out but you will have some difficulties. 

Let me pull for college teaching:  The end (71), The Diet (58), Trust (17).  I'm thinking you're going to write a book.  I'm a poet and a writer.  The diet card is giving up something.  Maybe the money won't be good but you could get something else.  Trust - there are going to be points where you pursue but it can wear you out.  The diet could be that's it's a huge sacrifice is you go straight to teaching at the college level first. 

How does my husband's finding a job work in to all this:  the crowd, bi-polar and soul mate  Lot's of competition, going to positive and negatives over it.  The Soul mate card.  To me it's the focus should not be on his career but on yours since your career will be taking care of everyone. 

Veronica, VDiggs calls in to the Show.  Do you see me and my friend getting in to a relationship?  The unexpressed thought, chicken soup and Trust.  There are definitely trust issues he was always wondering if I was seeing someone else.  If this goes badly I could lose a good friend.  Next time ask him if he's willing to go full in because it's going to be a lot of work.

Sharon my buddy calls in.  Access Denied, Fake Boobies and Happy Song.  Retail can be hard.  I'm glad I'm not working full time like my last job.  I just hated the hours.  Yeah we would never see you.  Take a sharpie and write down the Show on everyone you know. 

You're really stuck on this ex, yeah he's still stuck on his new shiny thing.  How does he feel about you?  Hot sex, Fake boobies and chicken soup.  He feels a bond with you and some big titties woman walks by and he's distracted.  At some point he will want to come home but he's a dog.  He's out humping the other animals.  Is he going to mature when he returns?  We have children.  I just want him to want me but I don't want him.  I think he wants to come home but you're pissed off.  Ultimately I think you would be happy if everything worked out.  Let's see if he'll mature:  the promise (79), the toast (84) and breadcrumbs (9).  I would say he's going to mature, come home.  Yes, he's going to mature.  Maybe I should have reworded that.  You're going to ask until you get the answer you want?  I have to be a bitch so he won't do it again.  He leaves, comes home, then leaves again. 

Should I accept him back when he returns?  The mountain (78), the diet (68) and It hurts when I pee the std card (34).  There is a lot of pain involved with taking him back.  You take him back and he probably messes up again.  The mountain card says if you do all that it can work out for you. 

Does he have feelings for who ever he's with?  Do you really want to know the answer to this.  I was willing to have a threesome with him.  Does he have feelings for his current toy.  The inappropriate gift (74), peanut butter (46) and small dick (56).  This person he's seeing is disappointing.  I think they're having a lot of oral sex.  It's more a physical thing.  and she's disappointing.  Is she buying him stuff?  If he's not emotionally attached he's getting stuff.  They're having some fun but he's not that into her.  He's just enjoying the inappropriate gifts.  Make sure you get an std test on him before you take him back.  Don't be sharing no drinks till you get him checked out.