Scott calls in for a reading – happy kitty, three and last chance. The cards are saying there is a possibility of getting back together. Either you or she has some interference another person is involved. What should Scott do to get her back – teamwork, lie detector and heavy flow day. She may not have believed the whole reason you broke up. I think a gift is in order. Have you considered jewelry? Her new guy can buy her that. Do you want me to put a curse on him? No, I don’t need that. You passed the spirituality test. Congratulations. Do you want her back because she has some other guy now. How much drama is this girl. Things with school are in disarray and your life is a mess this is exaggerating your feelings for her. You’re looking for an anchor and you’re thinking it’s her. You need to be your own anchor. I’ve taken up a few hobbies and when I’m not keeping busy I gravitate towards her. Back off with going to school, regroup, maybe go back to your parents, save some money, get a job. Figure out which school to finish your senior year in. My car just broke down this month, it’s just one thing after another. What is in store for me?
Lashondra calls in about a long distance “friendship” with Elliot. Smelly vagina, the feast and revenge. A disappointment and bounty so there will be ups and downs and it may not last through his next deployment. Make sure you don’t start something that is going to be a long distance relationship. He’s not going to be available. You can say you’re going to call it a friendship but it’s not. I should stay away from him? I feel that the more that we talk it will lead to something. There is a practical obstacle with the distance. There are a ton of guys out there for you. Is her sister going to get the money? Happy song, ambulance and cute kitty. Looks like she’s going to get the money just watch out for the complications.
Lisa calls in about a guy she’s interested in. Three, small dick and bad pickup line. A third party is in the equation maybe an ex a mother, someone is there getting in the way. There is some disappointment and what you are hearing is not making you feel good. Kind of sleezy. Not a whole lot of good energy there. I am disappointed because we did get close and now he is being distant. Knowing what you know why pursue it? The good news is that you found out right away. For whatever reason it’s not a good situation for you. He’s just thowing stuff out there. Like hitting on a lot of women. He’s such a shy little nerd, he doesn’t seem like that kind of guy. You just don’t know. There are crazy people out there. Ultimately are you happy with him? No, not right now. I got another reading from someone and she said he would change. I think I have to shut down the whole operation and that will trigger a change but I don’t think he’s going to be awesome or anything. Our communication is so slow and he’s always apologizing. He’s diareah mouth and we got the toilet? The gift card, the toilet and the end. There will be some changes but he’s still going to stink and his changes are not going to be what you want. The sad thing is that he just doesn’t feel for you enough to care enough. He just doesn’t care about you as much as you care about him.
Chiitra calls in for a reading about her dreams and if she should pursue her spiritual gifts. Ambulance, revenge and bad pickup line. Be careful with how you use your gift, don’t feed on the negative energy. Don’t do voodoo dolls and stuff like that. There will be people who will manipulate you in regards to your gift. Do your own research. Don’t trust people. Don’t trust just anyone. In regards to joining the Army National Guard – twenty one gun salute, soul mates and the inlaw. Either you or your partner will die if you join the guard. I don’t recommend it for you.
Mary calls in to see if her ex is coming back to New York for her. He moved back to be with his kids and he’s back with his wife. She’s an empath and has recently gotten in touch with her angels. Access denied, ambulance and leap of faith. He’ll be back, she’ll put up a fight and he may need some help. For your spiritual path Jail, fresh vagina and goodbye. You’re on a good path but perhaps that relationship may not be beneficial for your path.
Patty calls in about two business ventures – for P.E.E. – leap of faith, great distance and the witch. For S.H.O.E you have shit, soul mates and the big dick. I’m good with business and I’m an artist and I’m trying to mix the two. I’m looking for the next thing. On her friend’s missing mother – fresh vagina, the toast and the crowd. I don’t see anything bad for her. She’ll be found, she may be around a lot of people.
Angela calls in some help to find her $100. Pot of Gold, The mirror and the good pickup line. You lost the money yourself . So did I lose it in my house or outside? The baby, the shield and bad pickup line. You might want to get someone to help you find it. Maybe offer them $20 if they find it.
Cards for the MLM thing – soulmates, good pickup line and the door. Obviously the cards are making fun of us. Maybe you’ll meet someone great through all this. The L.A. move – the big dick, second chance and promise. You won’t be disappointed, an opportunity will come around again and perhaps even a contract. Make sure you have the financial resources. A trip before you actually move out there may be a good thing for you. White flag, the shiny object and the diet – you have to give something up and you’re a shiny object. I the next video I’m going to shoot going to be well liked? The sun, the last chance and grim reaper.
Franny calls in for a love reading - The witch, fresh vagina and it hurts when I pee. There’s someone of substance out there for you but you’re going to go through a bad relationship that looks like the good relationship. Job search read – small dick, inappropriate gift card and happy kitty. There will be a disappointing job from a referral watch out for that. In the near future you will get the job that you want but there will be some not so great jobs to screen out.
Dawna puts a reading request in at www.JudgeNeil.com and calls in for a general reading. Goodbye, cue kitty and the bitch. There is some drama coming up for you. Don’t get sucked in to it.
Lindsey calls back to find out what the asshole wants. He just texted her the other day. The last chance, oops and the cigarette. What is your course of action – what does the future with me and Tony be? He’s going to contact me, I know, it’s the holidays. What are Tony’s intentions with Lindsey. I know what you did, the toast and it hurts when I pee – the std card. He has some bitterness towards you. He was pissed that I had a booty call last week. He wants you, that’s his intention. If I kissed someone, he would kiss someone. We have this battle. You’re fighting for alpha male. You’re constantly trying to rival each other. The alpha female can never settle with the alpha male. I’m trying to be a pussy cat. That’s not you.
Christina calls in for a reading about a new job – unhealing wound, home and 21 gun salute. There’s some issues at your job and you’re probably going to end up leaving.
Eddie calls in for a reading about a recent encounter and what’s to know what went wrong – The wah wah card, stalker and the grim reaper. Something disappointed this girl, she was stalking you maybe your phone or text messages and found something she didn’t like. You opened an old wound with her and that’s why she’s acting weird. If she doesn’t talk with you then the relationship is over.
Evelyn calls in about a dream she had about her ex that just got remarried. If she could have anything from him she would like him to acknowledge that he was a dumb ass. She doesn’t necessarily want him back but she would like closure. I think he was afraid of commitment and he thought that I should be with someone better. Don’t give him too much credit. He never really apologized or said sorry. It’s been two years since we broke up. I’m in a relationship right now. It’s more of an amicable relationship there is no real love there. You’re kind of in this void area and just getting some fill in. You’re just surviving. If this guy doesn’t have potential then don’t cloud your mind with being with him. I’m afraid of being deceived and betrayed again. If you take it slow you can be in a good place in a relationship. You passed the first test and you didn’t let him sneak back into your life with that headlight story. Try online dating. Let’s pull some cards – there this uncomfortable guy who is always trying to flush something away. Watch out for him. Guy #2 some guy will come back into your life, maybe stalk you, he can be fun sometimes. Guy #3 3, cute kitty and gift card. Someone fun, buys you stuff and he probably has a girl on the side. Watch out for the married guy. Guy #4 – why, breadcrumbs and hot sex. This guy you’ll be very attracted to, he’s very sad and carries this pain with him. Maybe he got dumped and he misses her. I don’t want to be second choice. In the immediate future you don’t have a lot of sure thing prospects. Set up an online profile and have some fun with it.
Reading for her older sister’s addiction – feast, white flag and hot sex. There’s family involvement, there is a surrender and a new relationship coming in for her. I wish she would do better. I’m thinking that the right guy is going to make a difference for her. The right guy can change her. I don’t think she’s motivated for the family to change. We as her siblings have probably given up hope on her. How about some sister bonding and the two of you can do the match.com thing together? I have faith that she will get better. She’s still there. You doing that together would be a good thing for her.
Jill wants to know if her sisters will be successful in kicking out of her parents house. Indifference, I know what you did and it wasn’t me. I don’t see them necessarily following through but its more of an unhealthy back and forth of accusations. Final outcome card is the thong. It’s a good card. When you are in a dispute it’s always good to understand of the other person’s perspective. Do you understand what their perspective is?
Debbie calls in about having flashes about her ex. She doesn’t want to be with her ex. I can pick up with people close to me if they are sad or not feeling well. The kiss, oops and the stalker.
Jessica calls in to say “Hi”. She’s hit a slump in her school studies. Just a few month’s till graduation, you’re doing good. Will my Dad make it to my graduation? The promise, home and stalker. If he’s too sick maybe you can have a webcam. He may not be physically able but he will want to be a part of it.
Tiffany calls in about some pictures from this girl on her boyfriend’s phone. She’s making a play for your guy, someone’s going to get burned and it will be disappointing to him. You’re boyfriend is in player mode and he may want to breakup with you. Actually it was me that cut off communications. You’re upset but he is doing something. There’s a choice to make it a beginning or an end. If you want to keep him it’s going to be a lot of work and there are a lot of people around him. Where is he meeting these people. Probably in his neighborhood. What were your intentions? Were you trying to end it or scare him straight. I was trying to scare him straight. That was probably not the best course of action for you. He’s probably now going to go out with bikini bitch. Where do you stand now? Do you want to work it out or are you done with him. I think he’s going to do what he’s going to do. Were you happy with him? Yes, he’s affectionate and he’s helpful. How did he make you unhappy? When I saw that picture on his phone. You’re making a call without full information. Did you see other indications? Did he ask for the picture? No. I think it’s going to bug you until you sit down and talk to him. Sit down explain what you did and why even if you ultimately going to end it. You’re upset right? Has he done anything else that would make you doubt him? He’s done this kind of thing before.
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