Reading for Lashondra
Lashondra call in from Mississippi and she’s trying to get away from it for better opportunities. 2nd chance, false advertising and cheater. So watch out for jobs that don’t deliver, you may get a second interview. Are you fudging your resume a little? I am. Be careful even if you get the job it may turn out bad for you. What kind of job? Revenge, fresh vagina and broken heart. A mischievous
female energy… have you been to an interview where another girl didn’t like you. But there is fresh vagina so you’re going to have growth at that job. Someone is going to be sad. Is this job going to hurt your relationship with your husband? Are you a stripper? Maybe lots of late hours? That’s implying that the job can hurt your relationship. I can see your husband being sad and lonely. If you can avoid it and get a job that is not off shift with your husband that would be better. Unless you really need the money. For your relationship with your husband if you move to Jacksonville. Why a sadness card, goodbye and the in-law. Not the greatest cards for a relationship. Mouring the loss, cards are saying it’s not going to work out. That implies a heavy influence from his Mom or some female energy. Has her husband been faithful? The Judge Neil Card, bad pickup line and heavy flow day. He’s on the downlow and will do things that irritate you.
Reading for Keith
Keith gets a general reading. Falling, the thong and oops. Be prepared for the falling card and the oops. Maybe when you go to the movies you’ll be stuck between two fat people.
For this guy – the asshole, jail and broken heart. I think you like the asshole type. For school… I don’t need to be psychic for this, if you don’t study you’re not going to pass. This is your last hurdle before graduation, suck it up and man up. Thank you for the translation Angela let’s see what the cards say about the boots. Sacrifice, indifference and soul mate. People are tired of hearing about your boots, it’s okay to covet them but stop talking about them. Just buy them already. The guy of your dream is not going to care about the boots. Let’s say what the cards say about you and your pubic hair resale business. Blood, I know what you did and the unexpressed thought. I sense a partner and bad blood.
Reading for Ann
Ann calls in for a reading about her move – FML, the Shiny object and you killed lady luck. There’s some irritations at the job but recognition is coming up, maybe a promotion. Accept your punishment and get over it. I think I know who it
is. Is this a long term job – revenge. I going to say no, it’s more like a stepping stone for you. About your family issues – the broken heart, the gift card and the asshole. There’s someone kicking you and making you feel bad and you should give yourself a gift and cut them off. Romance for Ann – I’ve got two boxes of condoms ready. The toast, peanut butter and chicken soup. All food. Well what can you do with peanut butter. Fancy food, meetings friends and family. The relationship coming up is not a fancy person. Chicken soup is a feel good card. I see a very good relationship coming up for you. Is he handsome. You got peanut butter so just turn off the lights and make magic happen. Will Ann’s man be handsome? The shield. Great he’s a cop. I’m going to say yes. You lucked out.
I wanted to say thank you for the reading. I read the summary on your website from 10/4. Sorry not to use my name but I work for a very visible company - still hope it's long term; but, as you mentioned, sometimes we think we know what we want but there may be something better.
So, just a note to say thanks and it was a "fun" reading with mostly good advice :).
Reading for Tammy
Thank You so much for my reading. This was the most entertaining reading ever! Your cards are unique and fun, and make SO MUCH SENSE. Hit the nail right on the head! You gave me some deep accurate details, you had no way of knowing. Unlike others who state the obvious ( " You'll be coming into some money soon!") You're awesome!!
I will definitely be donating. You're very generous with the readings and pretty much a freaking genius!
Thanks Once Again :P
can you sign me up for the emails with upcoming shows, please?
Tammy calls in from Texas. Do you own a gun? Not anymore. Guys watch out she may be packing heat. Three, teamwork and access denied. The three card is an outside influence. This is a fun reading so don’t pull out your 22. You seem to be closed off. You could probably accept it but you just want to know. Should I move on. Next relationship – hot sex, inappropriate gift and stalker. Buying and selling the house – access denied, wah wah and boobies. When you get to your new place the energy is going to be fresh and you’re going to be rolling. It’s not going to be easy getting there. Buying and selling will be difficult.
Reading for Debra
Debra wants to know how her brother Jesse is doing. The clown, chicken soup and the last chance. This is for her bother who passed on at 17. He took his life in September of last year. I want to ask the cards if I will ever heal from this pain. Wow, I got the clown card again. Second card – grim reaper and the last card is the oops card. How about a reading for Debra’s love life. Falling, happy song and the shield. I see you getting into a relationship and being happy. I see you compartmentalizing and getting over the guilt of your brother’s death. You have a good relationship coming up!
Reading for Tara
Tara – the sun, false advertising and why. Cards for Tara’s move. I’m getting the feeling that the sun card, warmth, it’s your dream like the grass is greener on the other side. But now is not the best time to move. False advertising. Either someone misleading or you lying to yourself. If you relocate right now, you won’t be happy. Plan it out better. Do you have someplace that you’re thinking about moving to. I just want to get in a van and go. I have an office job and it’s sucking my soul. I’m transitioning to life coaching and I’m an
artist. I just have this wonderlust. Would you be able to support yourself with that? I was listening to that “bootman” and I like that you told him to just suck it up. I’ve never been likend to a ferret. Is your daughter supporting you? No she’s four.
Love reading for hamburger A – the lucky cure, falling and the cigarette. Hamburger B – Airplane, the thong and wah wah. Hamburger A is good sex and satisfaction. He’s the more stable guy. Hamburger B is more the gypsy, let’s jump on a plane have fun but he doesn’t follow through but he’s kind of fun. You’re probably more connected with hamburger B but hamburger A is better for you. That’s the tough part because either way you’re going to miss something. Money is not exactly going to be Hamburger B’s friend. Hamburger A is going to be a better fit and from a life perspective more stability. Damn cards. If I won the lottery I’d be a gypsy.