Chef Sessy calls in for a general reading – broken heart, why and access denied.  Are you in a relationship now?  Heck no!  Are you anti-relationship?  No, I’m poly-amorous.  Sometimes it’s difficult to be poly-amorous because people get jealous.  There are 3 main types of poly-amorous relationships: open, tri and swingers.  Can you imagine having two women on their periods at the same time?  One is bad enough.  Sircy in chat writes in “have you ever seen the suicide rate for Mormon men?    

Evelyn calls in to find out if her finances will improve.  Are you doing anything now to help your situation?  I’m being more frugal.  Some money that you are not expecting will come in.  You need to start prioritizing your bills and make a plan.  In reality people don’t NEED a lot they just WANT a lot.  Things will start coming about in a better way.  Evelyn asks about how her ex is doing – Shit, pot of gold and second chance.  I see some jail time or something illegal.  He’s such a nerd and he hates me so I don’t think we’ll ever get back together.  OMG Chef Sessy do you do psychic hit man work?  General read for Evelyn – why, the lottery and heavy flow day.  When things go well do you kind of sabotage it or don’t enjoy it? 

Jen joins in for Slightly Inappropriate Discussions.  Does sexy have a right to expect preferential treatment?  Yes!  -10 Karma points for Judge Neil.  Dating is a good example of free market  capitalism at work.  The economics of dating.  What should be disclosed when dating?  How much and what needs to be put out on the table and how soon?  When should a man let his date know he is married?  How about a criminal record? STD?  The size of his manhood?

Susan calls in about her career.  Tiara calls in about her great job but wants to know about reaching her goal of having a business of her own one day.  Start now on a part time basis.  Keep the day job and build your own business on the side.   She gets the full treatment and gets readings for health and love also.  Shayna calls in about her health and gets a love reading too.  Barb calls in about buying a house.  Great job saving and getting out of that financial mess.  See your banker, go for it.  Lashondra calls in about family money issues and her relocation plans.  Jen joins in for some fun discussions. 

Angela calls in some help to find her $100.  Pot of Gold, The mirror and the good pickup line.  You lost the money yourself .  So did I lose it in my house or outside?  The baby, the shield and bad pickup line.  You might want to get someone to help you find it.  Maybe offer them $20 if they find it. 

Cards for the MLM thing – soulmates, good pickup line and the door.  Obviously the cards are making fun of us.  Maybe you’ll meet someone great through all this.  The L.A. move – the big dick, second chance and promise.  You won’t be disappointed, an opportunity will come around again and perhaps even a contract.  Make sure you have the financial resources.  A trip before you actually move out there may be a good thing for you.  White flag, the shiny object and the diet – you have to give something up and you’re a shiny object.  I the next video I’m going to shoot going to be well liked?  The sun, the last chance and grim reaper. 

Evelyn calls in about a dream she had about her ex that just got remarried.  If she could have anything from him she would like him to acknowledge that he was a dumb ass.  She doesn’t necessarily want him back but she would like closure.  I think he was afraid of commitment and he thought that I should be with someone better.  Don’t give him too much credit.  He never really apologized or said sorry.  It’s been two years since we broke up.  I’m in a relationship right now.  It’s more of an amicable relationship there is no real love there.  You’re kind of in this void area and just getting some fill in.  You’re just surviving.  If this guy doesn’t have potential then don’t cloud your mind with being with him.  I’m afraid of being deceived and betrayed again.  If you take it slow you can be in a good place in a relationship.  You passed the first test and you didn’t let him sneak back into your life with that headlight story.  Try online dating.  Let’s pull some cards – there this uncomfortable guy who is always trying to flush something away.  Watch out for him.  Guy #2 some guy will come back into your life, maybe stalk you, he can be fun sometimes.  Guy #3 3, cute kitty and gift card.  Someone fun, buys you stuff and he probably has a girl on the side.  Watch out for the married guy.  Guy #4 – why, breadcrumbs and hot sex.  This guy you’ll be very attracted to, he’s very sad and carries this pain with him.  Maybe he got dumped and he misses her.  I don’t want to be second choice.  In the immediate future you don’t have a lot of sure thing prospects.  Set up an online profile and have some fun with it. 

Reading for her older sister’s addiction – feast, white flag and hot sex.  There’s family involvement, there is a surrender and a new relationship coming in for her.  I wish she would do better.  I’m thinking that the right guy is going to make a difference for her.  The right guy can change her.  I don’t think she’s motivated for the family to change.  We as her siblings have probably given up hope on her.  How about some sister bonding and the two of you can do the match.com thing together?  I have faith that she will get better.  She’s still there.  You doing that together would be a good thing for her. 

Jill wants to know if her sisters will be successful in kicking out of her parents house.  Indifference, I know what you did and it wasn’t me.  I don’t see them necessarily following through but its more of an unhealthy back and forth of accusations.  Final outcome card is the thong.  It’s a good card.  When you are in a dispute it’s always good to understand of the other person’s perspective.  Do you understand what their perspective is? 

Debbie calls in about having flashes about her ex.  She doesn’t want to be with her ex.  I can pick up with people close to me if they are sad or not feeling well.  The kiss, oops and the stalker. 

Jessica calls in to say “Hi”.  She’s hit a slump in her school studies.  Just a few month’s till graduation, you’re doing good.  Will my Dad make it to my graduation?  The promise, home and stalker.  If he’s too sick maybe you can have a webcam.  He may not be physically able but he will want to be a part of it. 

Tiffany calls in about some pictures from this girl on her boyfriend’s phone.  She’s making a play for your guy, someone’s going to get burned and it will be disappointing to him.  You’re boyfriend is in player mode and he may want to breakup with you.  Actually it was me that cut off communications.  You’re upset but he is doing something.  There’s a choice to make it a beginning or an end.  If you want to keep him it’s going to be a lot of work and there are a lot of people around him.  Where is he meeting these people.  Probably in his neighborhood.  What were your intentions?  Were you trying to end it or scare him straight.  I was trying to scare him straight.  That was probably not the best course of action for you.  He’s probably now going to go out with bikini bitch.  Where do you stand now?  Do you want to work it out or are you done with him.  I think he’s going to do what he’s going to do.  Were you happy with him?  Yes, he’s affectionate and he’s helpful.  How did he make you unhappy?  When I saw that picture on his phone.  You’re making a call without full information.  Did you see other indications?  Did he ask for the picture?  No.  I think it’s going to bug you until you sit down and talk to him.  Sit down explain what you did and why even if you ultimately going to end it.  You’re upset right?  Has he done anything else that would make you doubt him?  He’s done this kind of thing before.