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Fun Psychic Readings and Mostly Good Advice - December 3

12/4/2012

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Chef Sessy calls in for a general reading – broken heart, why and access denied.  Are you in a relationship now?  Heck no!  Are you anti-relationship?  No, I’m poly-amorous.  Sometimes it’s difficult to be poly-amorous because people get jealous.  There are 3 main types of poly-amorous relationships: open, tri and swingers.  Can you imagine having two women on their periods at the same time?  One is bad enough.  Sircy in chat writes in “have you ever seen the suicide rate for Mormon men?    

Evelyn calls in to find out if her finances will improve.  Are you doing anything now to help your situation?  I’m being more frugal.  Some money that you are not expecting will come in.  You need to start prioritizing your bills and make a plan.  In reality people don’t NEED a lot they just WANT a lot.  Things will start coming about in a better way.  Evelyn asks about how her ex is doing – Shit, pot of gold and second chance.  I see some jail time or something illegal.  He’s such a nerd and he hates me so I don’t think we’ll ever get back together.  OMG Chef Sessy do you do psychic hit man work?  General read for Evelyn – why, the lottery and heavy flow day.  When things go well do you kind of sabotage it or don’t enjoy it? 

Jen joins in for Slightly Inappropriate Discussions.  Does sexy have a right to expect preferential treatment?  Yes!  -10 Karma points for Judge Neil.  Dating is a good example of free market  capitalism at work.  The economics of dating.  What should be disclosed when dating?  How much and what needs to be put out on the table and how soon?  When should a man let his date know he is married?  How about a criminal record? STD?  The size of his manhood?


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Fun Psychic Readings and Mostly Good Advice - December 2

12/3/2012

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Susan calls in about her career.  Tiara calls in about her great job but wants to know about reaching her goal of having a business of her own one day.  Start now on a part time basis.  Keep the day job and build your own business on the side.   She gets the full treatment and gets readings for health and love also.  Shayna calls in about her health and gets a love reading too.  Barb calls in about buying a house.  Great job saving and getting out of that financial mess.  See your banker, go for it.  Lashondra calls in about family money issues and her relocation plans.  Jen joins in for some fun discussions. 


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Fun Psychic Readings and Mostly Good Advice - November 22, 10 pm Pacific

11/22/2012

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Angela calls in some help to find her $100.  Pot of Gold, The mirror and the good pickup line.  You lost the money yourself .  So did I lose it in my house or outside?  The baby, the shield and bad pickup line.  You might want to get someone to help you find it.  Maybe offer them $20 if they find it. 

Cards for the MLM thing – soulmates, good pickup line and the door.  Obviously the cards are making fun of us.  Maybe you’ll meet someone great through all this.  The L.A. move – the big dick, second chance and promise.  You won’t be disappointed, an opportunity will come around again and perhaps even a contract.  Make sure you have the financial resources.  A trip before you actually move out there may be a good thing for you.  White flag, the shiny object and the diet – you have to give something up and you’re a shiny object.  I the next video I’m going to shoot going to be well liked?  The sun, the last chance and grim reaper. 


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Fun Psychic Readings and Mostly Good Advice - November 18, 10 pm Pacific

11/18/2012

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Evelyn calls in about a dream she had about her ex that just got remarried.  If she could have anything from him she would like him to acknowledge that he was a dumb ass.  She doesn’t necessarily want him back but she would like closure.  I think he was afraid of commitment and he thought that I should be with someone better.  Don’t give him too much credit.  He never really apologized or said sorry.  It’s been two years since we broke up.  I’m in a relationship right now.  It’s more of an amicable relationship there is no real love there.  You’re kind of in this void area and just getting some fill in.  You’re just surviving.  If this guy doesn’t have potential then don’t cloud your mind with being with him.  I’m afraid of being deceived and betrayed again.  If you take it slow you can be in a good place in a relationship.  You passed the first test and you didn’t let him sneak back into your life with that headlight story.  Try online dating.  Let’s pull some cards – there this uncomfortable guy who is always trying to flush something away.  Watch out for him.  Guy #2 some guy will come back into your life, maybe stalk you, he can be fun sometimes.  Guy #3 3, cute kitty and gift card.  Someone fun, buys you stuff and he probably has a girl on the side.  Watch out for the married guy.  Guy #4 – why, breadcrumbs and hot sex.  This guy you’ll be very attracted to, he’s very sad and carries this pain with him.  Maybe he got dumped and he misses her.  I don’t want to be second choice.  In the immediate future you don’t have a lot of sure thing prospects.  Set up an online profile and have some fun with it. 

Reading for her older sister’s addiction – feast, white flag and hot sex.  There’s family involvement, there is a surrender and a new relationship coming in for her.  I wish she would do better.  I’m thinking that the right guy is going to make a difference for her.  The right guy can change her.  I don’t think she’s motivated for the family to change.  We as her siblings have probably given up hope on her.  How about some sister bonding and the two of you can do the match.com thing together?  I have faith that she will get better.  She’s still there.  You doing that together would be a good thing for her. 

Jill wants to know if her sisters will be successful in kicking out of her parents house.  Indifference, I know what you did and it wasn’t me.  I don’t see them necessarily following through but its more of an unhealthy back and forth of accusations.  Final outcome card is the thong.  It’s a good card.  When you are in a dispute it’s always good to understand of the other person’s perspective.  Do you understand what their perspective is? 

Debbie calls in about having flashes about her ex.  She doesn’t want to be with her ex.  I can pick up with people close to me if they are sad or not feeling well.  The kiss, oops and the stalker. 

Jessica calls in to say “Hi”.  She’s hit a slump in her school studies.  Just a few month’s till graduation, you’re doing good.  Will my Dad make it to my graduation?  The promise, home and stalker.  If he’s too sick maybe you can have a webcam.  He may not be physically able but he will want to be a part of it. 

Tiffany calls in about some pictures from this girl on her boyfriend’s phone.  She’s making a play for your guy, someone’s going to get burned and it will be disappointing to him.  You’re boyfriend is in player mode and he may want to breakup with you.  Actually it was me that cut off communications.  You’re upset but he is doing something.  There’s a choice to make it a beginning or an end.  If you want to keep him it’s going to be a lot of work and there are a lot of people around him.  Where is he meeting these people.  Probably in his neighborhood.  What were your intentions?  Were you trying to end it or scare him straight.  I was trying to scare him straight.  That was probably not the best course of action for you.  He’s probably now going to go out with bikini bitch.  Where do you stand now?  Do you want to work it out or are you done with him.  I think he’s going to do what he’s going to do.  Were you happy with him?  Yes, he’s affectionate and he’s helpful.  How did he make you unhappy?  When I saw that picture on his phone.  You’re making a call without full information.  Did you see other indications?  Did he ask for the picture?  No.  I think it’s going to bug you until you sit down and talk to him.  Sit down explain what you did and why even if you ultimately going to end it.  You’re upset right?  Has he done anything else that would make you doubt him?  He’s done this kind of thing before. 

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Fun Psychic Readings and Mostly Good Advice - November 3, 10 pm Pacific

11/3/2012

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Reading for Amy on Work and Finances

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Amy calls in for a career reading for upcoming job opportunities – the unexpressed thought, lie detector and fake boobies.  Cards pulled from the Virtual Judge Neil Page.  There is a whole lot of fakeness on the upcoming job interviews.  The job reference issue is going to come up.   I knew he needed his ego stroked but I just refused to do it. 

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Reading for Erika on Money and Friendships (23:10)

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Erika calls in from Michigan and wants to know what to do about a monetary dispute between a friend of hers.  I’m not sure if the friendship is something to be pursued.  Let’s ask the cards.  Happy Kitty, 21 gun salute and the FML card.  You folks can have a happy relationship if there is some letting go of issues.  There is probably some lingering issue on the other side.  The friendship had started with some romantic interest but since has turned into a friendship.  I wish he would let go of the issue that we were involved.  We don’t hang out as often as we used to.  He always brings up when I was interested in him.  I don’t understand why it has to be so hard.  You’re both not ready to have a very involved friendship right now.  Does he have a girlfriend?  I don’t think so. 



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Fun Psychic Readings and Mostly Good Advice - October 27, 10 pm Pacific

10/27/2012

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Show cut short tonight TSUNAMI WARNING IN HAWAII.  Stay safe everyone!

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Alisha, Becky/Juliet, Lillian and Margo call in for Fun Psychic Readings. 
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Reading for
Tsunami outcome in Hawaii

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Alicia calls in to the Show.

Becky/Juliet calls in to the Show and she’s in love.  Last time she called in she was weak but she’s strong now and wants to know where she should go for her home business.  How should she handle her business?

Lillian calls in and gets a battlefield promotion as we wait for Juliet to call back.  This is not your regular tarot deck.  Lillian is calling in from Nashville, Tennesee about her estranged husband – peanut butter, rain and lie detector.  Peanut butter is nourishment but it’s bland.  It’s lost it’s sparkle.  Rain is sadness and not being fulfilled.  Lie detector indicates someone is lying.  I’m guessing he did something that is causing some issues.  I get the feeling that he doesn’t necessarily want to split up.  He’s basically in denial and is blaming me for the divorce.  Is this the end? – oops, the toast and the cigarette.  Oops is the disappointing ending of the relationship and a celebration when it’s finally over and a satisfaction.  Read for her business – smelly vagina, sacrifice and diet.  Yes the business will be hard but ultimately it will pay off.  Lillian submit your address at www.JudgeNeil.com and we’ll send you a printed deck. 

Margo calls in and she likes the cards.  First time listener.  “The cards are Fantastic.”  You have a tremendous third eye and it’s genious that you made your own tarot deck.  I’m 60 but sometimes you have to go outside your comfort zone.  Could I get a general read – the kiss (ooo), the cheater and it hurts when I pee the STD card.  These are not meant to be literal.  There is some intimacy coming up for you.  The cheater card is someone cheating you, some dishonesty, maybe copying your work.  Watch out for something that looks really good.  Don’t jump in too fast. 

Cards for the Tsunami warning – sad kitten, the shield and inappropriate gift.    

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Fun Psychic Readings and Mostly Good Advice - October 22, 10 pm Pacific

10/22/2012

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Reading for Martha

Martha calls in about love – General reading – the gift card, you killed lady luck and teamwork.  Some of the things that happen to you may be due to karma debt.  Teamwork may indicate a matchmaker situation coming up for you.  Why can’t I have a relationship, what is wrong?  You’re 22 and have you had boyfriends before?  I kind of ruin it.  So when a guy shows real interest you get bored and get out.  How did you ruin the relationship with the guy you like?  I went out with his best friend.  I can’t figure out why I ruin everything.  I’m definitely happy right now.  I have a lot of friends and I’m in school, everything is going good now.  I want to graduate from college and go to law school.  You have a multi-layer barrier around you that you personally put up.  You are the biggest influence on your life. 
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What was our question?  Why do you sabotage your relationships?  The lottery, FML and the difficult choice.  So the lottery card is winning big, everything you want and that is kind of scary.  When you have everything that is when you are the most vulnerable.  The FML card is the regret you feel when you sabotage your relationships.  You punish yourself hard.  There’s a lot of torment, the difficult choice.  Have you had any major loss?  My grandfather was murdered when I was 8 years old.  My mom has PTSD from that.  He was murdered during a home invasion.  I felt like everything went wrong in our life but I feel like I’ve moved on from that.  You were quite attached to your grandfather and when he was torn away you were left with the fear of getting close to someone.  I’ve never even associated that before.  It is still affecting you.  You need to really let go of that fear.  If you can see the pattern and break the cycle now it’s better than coming to that realization at 40.  You will lose things again, that’s part of life but if you never let things or people in that’s not really living.  If you let your mind wander there are many things that could happen to you.  You can’t change the past but you can course correct.  You’re trying to work through behaviors.  Keep a relationship diary and reflect and correct yourself. 

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Upcoming relationship read – First guy: smelly vagina, bipolar; Second guy: the mountain and the thong; third guy: rain and it hurts when I pee the STD card; fourth guy: shit and the Judge Neil card.  First guy will look good at first, calm then hot temper get rid of him quick.  If a guy is good then I throw him out, I don’t know why.  Second guy represents a climb up Mount Everest a major accomplishment when you get to the top and he’s sexy and the relationship will be good.  He’s probably good looking, busy and hard to get to know.  Maybe he’s a law student and really busy but when you do spend time its fun and sexy.  That relationship can go somewhere.  Third guy pretty bad cards.  It doesn’t mean you’ll get a std but it’s disappointing.  Depressing kind of goth energy and you’ll be attracted to him.  Yeah I’m attracted to people who are mean to me.  The Forth guy will totally annoy you when you meet him but he could be everything to you and the perfect relationship if you give it a chance.  Is he too good and kind of stuck up?  I’m getting like kind of an asshole kind of energy but he’s a good guy.  You’ll be in each other’s space and there will be a window of opportunity.  Not like either of you will pursue the other but maybe a classmate kind of situation or some kind of forced shared space situation. 

What relationships do you look up to that you see people in?  What kind of relationship do you want.  I want to be attracted to the person.  What kind of relationship do you want would you want someone who works 60 hours a week?  When you date someone, you really need to evaluate the person and determine if you can be with them forever and happy.  When you date, this is your homework.  Unless their bad have more than one date, a week or two keep a log and evaluate and review and see what kind of guys make you happy and what kind of traits do you want.  Have fun with it. 

Suffer through a boring relationship for a little while.  It’s like when you try asparagus at first you don’t like it but you eventually acquire a taste for it. 
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Card 01 - Crabs

The crabs represent an irritation.  Usually crabs don’t go away on their own so there is something you need to do to get rid of them.  If the crabs are pulled for a person you should probably get them out of your life, but crabs can be a person, relationship, or even a job.

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Fun Psychic Readings and Mostly Good Advice - October 17

10/17/2012

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Wednesday, October 17,
10 pm Pacific

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Reading for Roshida

Roshida calls in for a love reading.  Cute kitty, fake boobies She wants to work things out with the ex but he doesn’t want to be with her because of her inability to trust him.  Let it go Roshida.  Read for her dating line – good pickup line, blood and the mirror.  There will be pain from separating from her current relationship and her ex but there will be a lot of negativity cleared out.  What do you want out of a relationship?  Have the strength to say, this is not what I want. I see them taking you out.  Not just to Mc Donalds right?  You’re a little high maintenance aren’t you?  If you drive a Ferrari and you’re taking me out to McDonalds that’s not adding up.  What would be a good first date?  Comedy club, a nice walk but not McDonalds.  What if he takes you out to a nice dinner and date are you going to be putting out?  Oh no, I’m worth the wait. 

Reading for Dena

Dena calls in for a reading about her custody case – feast, fake boobies and cheater.  Second reading – jail, FML and great distance for her job situation.  Do you feel trapped at your job?  I love what I do.  I’m a chef on a food truck but I would like to get an office job.  I really feel that things will work out for you.  I'm just scared. 
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Fun Psychic Readings and Mostly Good Advice - October 16, 10 pm Pacific

10/16/2012

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Wendy calls in from Canada

Wendy calls in from Canada and wants to know why her boyfriend of 11 months cheated on her with her friend Paulette.  Broken heart, the end and the promise.  He doesn’t know how to be attached emotionally, that’s why he’s clingy with you.  His cheating was his trying to fill that emptiness.

Reading for the bitch Paulette and John - It wasn’t me, airplane and Hot sex

Reading for Ty

Ty calls back about her ex – clown card, access denied and the feast.   Do you have a hard time being alone?  Not really but when you love someone and get attached, then you feel alone when they’re gone.  Why does he not want to have anything to do with me?  Boobies, white flag and the feast.  It’s because he’s chasing boobies and a free meal and he’s given up on you. 

Ray calls back about his Raider's Read

For the Raider's and the rest of their season - Heavy flow day, the sun and great distance.  A little bit of disappointment in the immediate schedule and there is a long way to go.  It's a long shot.  I'm kind of feeling 8 and 8.  I'd be thrilled with an 8 and 8.  It's kind of building up for next season.

Where is my missing $300?  Fake boobies, big dick and sad kitten.  Some female took your money, probably one of your female friends maybe someone you flirt with and when you find out it will be a disappointment. 

What does my relationship future look like – It wasn’t me, the inappropriate gift and the good pickup line.  You’re going to end up with girls trying to impress you but not impressing you.  Someone will come along later and really resonate with you. 

Career – sad kitten, last chance and leap of faith – a disappointment about where things are at, there is an opportunity in front of you now that will not come again, you need to go for it.

Reading for DJ Malone

DJ Malone call in about his career – the clown, the unexpressed thought and fake boobies.  Do you have an influence in your life holding you  back?  You have to address the issue with your brother and sister.  You have to work more on your image.  I don’t believe that they want it as much as I want it.  Have a talk and let her know you need her all in or you need to move on.  Relationship – cheater, inappropriate gift and falling.  I’m not sensing the greatest relationship in coming in the near term.  It’s kind of a mismatch be careful, you could really get hurt.

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Fun Psychic Readings and Mostly Good Advice - October 8

10/8/2012

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Reading for Lasonya

Lasonya asks about a certain man – the unexpressed thought, falling and purgatory.  One of you is carrying baggage, falling is a warning card.  Brace yourself so it doesn’t hurt so much.  Purgatory is being torn maybe a breakup or an outside influence pulling either of you away. 
So were you a couple?  Oh cool friends with benefits.  Let’s see what the cards have to say about why he hasn’t contacted you – oops, peanut butter and the Judge Neil Card.  He F’d up.  Was it going towards a relationship?  He’s kind of ashamed of his relationship with you and he’s hoping it goes away.  Go stalk him you know where he lives see if he’s seeing someone and get some closure.  Two months, you called him and no contact it’s over.  You made your best effort and if it’s not reciprocal you can’t change it.  Subconsciously a guy when he gets in a friends with benefits situation he won’t respect you.  You desperately want to feel that connection and when you want something that bad you do things that are illogical.  I thought that he appreciated a woman that didn’t care about his status in the industry. 


Reading for Kayla

Kayla calls in for a reading.  Are my significant other’s friends trying to interfere with our relationship – The shiny object, the
unexpressed thought and boobies.  There’s no indication of his friends trying to breakup or interfere with the relationship.  They have their opinions and it has gone unexpressed.  They may think he is better suited for someone else but I don’t think that they have gone too far with it.  Do you sense that they don’t like you?  Even with the influences on him it’s his choices.  It’s obvious you want a relationship with him so give him a fair shake.  I think your feelings are right on the money.  If he can’t stand up against outside influences then it’s time to move on.

How does he feel about me – inappropriate gift, shiny object and promise.  He does covet you, he may even have intentions of marriage.  He’s immature and may not know how to be good to you in a relationship.  Whatever your expectations are you need to tell him, even if you think it’s obvious. 

Jump on a plane and throw caution to the wind - Falling, FML and the Feast.  You have two going wrong cards and a celebration.  Stay local and find a bed and breakfast - Unhealing wound, sad kitten and the mirror.  Right now you are not connecting on a deeper level but you will connect on this trip.  I think he has some baggage that he has not expressed.  You’re going to get to know him better on the bed and breakfast trip.  Self reflection, crying and emotional release. 

Reading for Miho

Miho calls about romance about someone she’s dating.  She felt a connection when she first saw him.  Ambulance, difficult choice and sad kitten.  You’re sad and he’s got
isomeone else he is also looking at.  Be careful in this relationship, don’t rush into it because he’s not really in to you at this point.  You are moving in faster than he is moving n.  Yeah, I don’t know him enough and I’m not currently talking to him.  I haven’t talked to him in a month.  Why are women so patient?  Usually I don’t do this, it’s just he’s in my mind.  What about him intrigues you that much.  It was the connection that I felt at our first meeting.  It’s not logical.  I’ve never felt this connection with anyone else.  Their energy that you connect with is not necessarily what they really are.  Don’t make the mistake when you feel the connection.  It doesn’t mean he’s a good fit for you.  Who is the last person that reached out and communicated.  It’s been a month and he hasn’t contacted you.  I feel there are other people in play.  Don’t make excuses for guys.  He was traveling.  Does he have a cell phone?  How hard is it for him to call? 

Let read for you upcoming dating life – unhealing wound, pot of gold and the sun.  Initial you’ll be sad but getting past that.  You’ll find a really rich relationship after you put away this relationship.  Things will be looking bright.
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