Jillian calls in about an on again off again relationship on the the unexpressed gift, oops and fml He’s very lost and ultimately a very lonely person. Love, FML and the witch. An upcoming trip – last chance, 21 gun salute and the lottery. There’s an opportunity for travel that if you don’t take it when it appears you won’t get the chance again.
Linda calls in about a second job she took for holiday money. Let’s ask the cards what they think about her coworkers – boobies, the baby and the asshole. Someone really likes and appreciates you at work and then there’s an asshole there and there’s some jealousy issues. For “Paula Dean” the cigarette, good pickup line and the sun. You probably have a hard time when there is a lot of office politics. Things will go smoother and you will be more successful if you can see the other person’s perspective. You would make a great police officer but you would struggle being a corporate executive. There is a lot of fakeness to being a corporate executive. So while I’m doing this “role” I need to smooze it up? It will be like greasing the engine. Things will just run smoother and you don’t have to grit your teeth at home at the end of the day. If Linda learns to pucker up a little bit, what will her prospects be like at this company. Ok for smoozing it up – falling, sacrifice and trust. I think it will be difficult and you might just crack if you change too much. You’re not joking, the cards are saying this is going to suck. You’ll feel worse at first because it’s not going to feel like you. Don’t expect it to be easy. It won’t be peaches and roses.
Crystal calls in to the Show about a relationship gone awkward – tampon/pad, wah wah and breadcrumbs. Maybe you folks are going through some repetitive stuff, like a period. In the relationship there’s a lot of disappointment. Breadcrumbs indicate a finding your way back. but there is some grayness when you find your way back. I’m not seeing that it’s ever really good. So when it’s good it’s good? Is this a romantic relationship. He’s a Virgo so he’s not really the romantic type. He recently went back to an ex-girlfriend. Why do you feel he went back to his ex-girlfriend? Ok, let’s ask the cards – ambulance, fake boobies and white flag. He’s given up on your problems and he wanted some help. He feels there is no solution. She’s the fake boobies. What do the cards see about you and him as a couple – I know what you did, false advertising and fml. I just don’t see you two as a good couple. There is distrust and deciet or misrepresentation. Things just go bad. You want to know if he’s coming back? Let’s pull for their relationship – fresh vagina, the door and shiny object. There’s so much negative energy between you and him and he finds her very enticing. Reading for why you’re dreaming about your ex is access denied, fml and three. You weren’t fully there in your last relationship because you were still thinking about your ex. You life isn’t everything you thought it would be. You really feel it because you’re not happy and an emptiness and sadness. For you it’s really important to move on. I think dating is not good for you right now. Be alone, have clear separation from your exes. Get yourself to a point where you’re comfortable with your situation. If you’re still dreaming about your son’s father then there is something you haven’t accepted yet. We don’t even speak… I don’t know it’s kind of odd.
DJ Malone calls in about his Blogtalkradio Show. For his relationship – the lucky cure, the Judge Neil Card and the lottery. Cards are saying you’re getting back together and it’s going to be good.
Tara calls in again she gets hot sex, the big dick and the kiss for her and Danny getting together. Tara wants to know if this is going to mean she’s going to get some sex soon. Not just soon but it’s going to be good. We’ve been friends forever and we just started dating for a few months. When he comes back I think he’s going to think I’m a nice girl and try to make it work. You need to be a little aggressive with him. I’m trying. I mean undo his pants when he comes over. I just can’t get him over here. Is he gay? What’s his problem, is he coming back? Okay, it’s pretty obvious you’re making sexual advances. Why isn’t he screwing you? The Judge Neil Card, the inappropriate gift and the door. He may have sexual issues. Maybe he’s not sure of his sexual issues. He’s maybe not gay but there are issues. There’s stuff that you don’t know. The door, home and the pot of gold. You folks need to talk about his sexuality issue. There is potential for a good relationship. Let’s be blunt let’s ask if I’m going to have intercourse with him – multiple personality, the promise and the shield. How well do you know him. Maybe he has a relationship on the side.