Reading for Carol       | Carol - sad song, it hurts when I pee the STD card and the witch. General reading something that was going good turns bad, there’s a female relationship that may turn bad on you. I just had a really bad breakup. Is he kind of femine? Maybe he’s the witch. Revenge, big dick and the diet are the cards for you and your ex. You miss him but there’s a lot of animosity and there is a path of going without. I think the cards are saying even if you basically want him you’re going to have to suffer for a while and move on. He said from the start he did not want a long term commitment. We were dating for two years and spent about 6 out of 7 days a week together. I think the ultimatum really set him off more than a fear of commitment. Why did you pull the ultimatum card? Because I want a commitment. We were exclusive. You were talking about marriage? Yeah. I think you were wrong because he was very upfront from the beginning. He’s been married twice, has grown kids and there was not much incentive for him to get married. |
Reading for Shari       Shari wants to know how her court date will go to get child support from her deadbeat ex. False advertising, bad pickup line, sunrise / sunset. He is going to lie. Do you know where he works? Do some research find out where he lives, find out what he does for money. You think he’s working off the books. He might try to hit on you. I get the feeling that this is not going to get anywhere for you. Does he contact you at all? He doesn’t see his kids at all? His mother has been calling and she recently picked up our daughter. He last saw our kids in August. Could you ask the cards if he is working? Oh you were split up and got back together and split up again. He’s a janitor and he was collecting unemployment when we were together. Cards pulled – airplane, the thong and good pickup line. He’s hopping job to job and he’s womanizing and bumming off friends and just getting by. Getting a job, going out having fun and losing the job. What a loser. Yeah, it’s going to be hard collecting from him. I can snitch on him. Well he has to meet his | obligations. Was he always like this? No he was great for the first year but then I was pregnant by then. So what is the lesson. You can tell how the relationship is going to go by your first fight. He couldn’t let anything go and he’d bring old stuff over and over. How does he feel about the situation. Soulmate, it wasn’t me and good pickup line. I get the feeling he is still interested and wants to get back together. He needs to pay child support. Yes, and he blames you for everything. He doesn’t own up to his failures. He views you as his soulmate. Even if he is whoring around with other women he views you differently and I think he’s going to try to get back together. Is he going to try to get back together for gain? Peanut butter, Sunrise/sunset and the sad face. He misses that nourishment from you. You took care of him. He misses the happily ever after with you. He’s kind of sad and empty. He’s a macker right. He’s not finding the other women fulfilling. Do you feel that bond with him. If he would just be stable with a job and mentally. He’s more emotional than me and I’m a woman. Thank you for admitting that to the whole world. Shari say’s all you women are unstable and that’s okay but men are supposed to be stable. Watch out for that silver tongue. Does he have a car – lottery, the Jude Neil Card and Trust. I think he has a car from his mom and he’s hiding things from you. I think it’s from another woman. He’s mama can’t do that for him. Did a woman buy his car? Ambulance – yes. |
Reading for Evelyn        | Evelyn calls in again. Lot of return callers tonight. Women are eternally optimistic. Yeah we’ve all got a lot of drama. I’ve been dreaming about my ex for the past three nights. What does it all mean? Fake boobies, White Flag and Revenge. He’s entering into a relationship and you should move on, stop carrying the torch for him. Why do you want him back? That’s a good question that you asked the previous caller. I miss the bond but I don’t miss his weakness and his low self esteem. Are you seeing someone now. I am but it’s not going anywhere and I need to woman up and end it. Whenever someone calls for a reading about someone, it usually means they’re contemplating being together with them. If he’s not ready and mature it’s just not going to work. What do you want. I want a responsible, loyal, successful, kind man with a job. It wasn’t me, love and purgatory and the thong. Your ex will be in the picture and there will be at least one other guy vying for your attention. Make sure you use birth control. Oh of course. Hey, I’ve had callers on the “pull out method” |
Reading for Lisa    | Lisa calls in another return caller. Financial read – fake boobies, airplane and goodbye. Are you fully looking at everything. Are you on a path to get out of debt or are you floating debt. I have three jobs but everything goes to bills. I’m just barely getting by. You gotta give up some more. Reading for her headhunter job – white flag, asshole and love. There’s some sort of surrender coming up on your job, maybe one of your jobs, or a project. There will be an asshole entering your life soon. The job is going to work out for you but I’m not necessarily seeing big money upfront. This is a short term read. |
Reading for Nathanial       | Nathanial calls in to find out when the millions of dollars are coming to me – the Judge Neil Card, the cigarette and peanut butter. You have really good cards for money. For romance – leap of faith, shiny object and the thong. This is a good set for love. There may be a question about this person but take a chance it will be fun and exciting. |
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