Welcome to The Judge Neil Tarot Deck
The Judge Neil Tarot Deck is designed from scratch to give anyone the chance to do psychic readings and more importantly have some fun while doing it. The card are easy to relate to. There are no absolute interpretations. The cards should invoke a feeling. The descriptions here are just some suggestions! ^__^
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The card of irritation. Usually crabs don’t go away on their own so there is something you need to do to get rid of them. Crabs are not usually deadly but more of something that can be avoided. Perhaps this is a warning that a relationship will bring some negatives.
A card of travel and transition. It can mean something is either coming or going in your life.
Get some help. If you have already sought out help it may already be on its way. The get help may indicate that you are going to be dealing with someone with some form of mental illness. Probably a good time to not take any unnecessary risks.
The Revenge card signifies someone is plotting against you. This is a warning card. It could also mean that you plan to exact revenge in which case you must be aware the price in Karmic debt that you will incur.
#5 The Moon Rune
In ancient times the moon was thought to cause madness, hence the term lunatic. This is a warning to watch for odd behavior.
Hot and cold… Watch out for bipolar as the ride is long and difficult. In a relationship it could be instability and generally something you want to avoid. You could also be the one that is bipolar and it would be a warning to get your shit straight.
Something is slowing draining the life force from you. Most of the time that is a relationship but could also represent a job or some other life commitment. It can also represent that it is time to give back to the universe something of yourself like donating blood.
#8 The Cave Rune
In ancient times the cave was mans first refuge from foul creatures and the elements. The cave can also mean something dark is lurking.
The breadcrumbs card is about leaving a way back home. Don’t burn your bridges. Breadcrumbs represent leaving a path so you can find your way back home. Be careful though… sometimes those pesky birds will foil your plans and leave you stranded.
#10 The Broken Heart
This card tells a story of pain and heartache. In a relationship it could mean that the person is going to leave or hurt you badly. If you are searching for love it could be a time of unsuccessful looking for love. Broken hearts are not permanent.
#11 The Cheater
The cheater card often means what it says. Someone in your life is being dishonest. If it’s your boss they are not telling you something or if it is a relationship they could really be cheating or about to. This card is a warning… investigate!
#12 Chicken Soup
Chicken soup represents the comforts of mom taking care of you when you are sick. It could also call for a break from whatever endeavor you are doing that is draining you to recharge your batteries.
#13 Access Denied
This card is a NO card. It could mean that you are not getting the promotion; your partner is not going to give you sex, or whatever you want is just not coming to you. See what you are doing wrong and try to fix it. Denied Access does not have to be permanent.
#14 The Clown
Clowns are evil and everyone knows it. Who wants to trust something that has a painted on smile yet could be holding a knife. The clown could be a humorous person in your life that needs to take things more seriously.
Just call. Sometimes you are sitting by the phone waiting for it to ring when you can reach out. This card signifies that communications are needed to get the desired result and don’t be afraid to reach out. It could also mean that you miss someone or someone who has not been in your life for some time will contact you. Maybe it is a past relationship or a long lost friend.
#16 Imaginary Boyfriend
When something traumatic happens to us sometimes we go into a deep denial. The imaginary boyfriend card is the culmination of that denial. This card represents the delusion of ones self. In a reading it represents self manipulation.
Trust means believing in someone or something without a guarantee or knowledge that what you believe will come true. It carries a measure of faith with it. Sometimes you have to let go and jump.
#18 Abacus Rune
In ancient times the abacus was the first calculator. The modern interpretation is to sum up your situation. Something does not add up. Investigate further someone may be cheating you.
The falling card can have multiple meanings. It could be as simple as an accident. It could be falling for someone romantically. It could be stumbling in life. It does not have to bad though. If you watch out for it you can sometimes avoid the fall or brace yourself to prevent more hurt.
#20 False Advertising
This is a misleading card. It is deliberate and not an accident. If you are starting a job they are not telling you everything you need to know. With any advertising it is YOUR responsibility to find the truth. Do your research and don’t rush into a new job or relationship without close analysis. If you are going to make a big purchase be wary. Like if you are going to buy a house get a second opinion.
#21 FML - Fuck My Life
One of those FML moments. Bad bad card… Like getting fired, etc. It could also be as simple as you are going to spill hot coffee on yourself as it depends on what you ask the cards about before you pull. The FML can warn of something bad. So if you get the FML card about a future relationship stay away!
#22 Flowers, Sunshine, and Rain
Flowers, Sunshine, and Rain. You have a fresh feeling and a spring to your step that instills personal confidence. This card represents having everything you need.
#23 The Gift Card
Just like receiving a gift card for a birthday or Christmas, the gift card means there is something coming your way. You won’t have to do anything to get it and you won’t have to pay it back!
Something or someone is going to leave your life. There is a hint of sadness to the goodbye card. This card could also be telling you to let something go such as a job, friend, or relationship.
#25 Great Distance
This card can be telling you that what you seek is far away. Even though it is far away doesn’t mean you shouldn’t go for it. In a relationship it could signify that the long distance relationship is worth it or not depending on the other cards in the set. Usually this card is acknowledging the distance in your relationship. It could also mean living in the same house as someone and not connecting.
#26 Grim Reaper
This card often represents something or someone dark in your life. It could be a death card. The death could be to a project or a relationship or job. In a neutral sense it could simply be the end of something. So if it’s a relationship it could be that the relationship is simply over.
#27 Ghost Rune
That eerie feeling you get that someone is there with you is more than a feeling. That breeze that lifted the leaves are the whispers of a past spirit communicating to you. This card can also mean that you are still grieving a loss or someone or something will pass.
#28 Happy Song
Happy times are ahead. If you are asking about a path to take then the happy song signifies that you should pursue as the ending is happy!
#29 Twister Rune
This card can indicate moving from somewhere to a far place. It can also mean you are twisted up inside. Another meaning is that your life is about to go through a traumatic experience.
Maybe you should just stay home? Actually this card can also be a settling down card. It can also be saying to stop looking outside for what is going to make you happy when everything you need is at home. It can also be a warning to take care of your personal issues.
#31 Tree Rune
The tree represents being provided for. As the tree offers shelter, nourishment, and raw materials for homes.
#32 I Know What You Did
You find out something that someone else is doing… Or someone has discovered what you are doing. Whatever the situation is, the gig is up! It can mean someone is spying on you.
You are not happy and you are not sad. The indifference card is like being stuck. This card calls for change to get somewhere else.
#34 Rabid Kitty
Something good turns bad. That cute cat may look good from a distance, but upon closer examination it wants to get you!
This is a warning card that you are about to make a mistake that can be avoided. This is a caution card.
The feeling of entrapment. You can’t escape. It could be a relationship you are stuck in or a feeling you can’t escape. Jail is usually not a life sentence. This could be a warning to avoid actions that can trap you or to atone for your deeds so you can be paroled.
#37 The Kiss
This is a feel good card. Kissing is not about sex it is about being close. You will find that peace and closeness you are looking for.
#38 Lie Detector
Someone is lying and it could very well be you. This is another deception card. The deck probably has so many deception cards because so many fucking people lie. If you get this card about a situation know that it is not all that it seems. Keep digging and the truth will be revealed or just say fuck it and go somewhere else.
#39 The Lottery
The once in a lifetime win. This card does not necessarily mean you will win the lottery. It does mean that the long shot will come through. The point is you WIN!
The love card is a sign of love and happiness. Getting this card for a relationship question is great. This card for a job would mean that you will find happiness doing your job.
#41 The Midget
The midget is about something not fitting. It could be you are with a group of friends that you don’t fit with. It can mean that maybe you should date shorter guys or that you should roll a dwarf in your roll playing game. Dig deep and you will find the meaning of your midget. Just try to think outside of the box.
#42 The Mirror
This card is telling you that the answers you seek are not outside. The mirror is telling you that whatever you seek is inside you. If you get this card you are probably torn over thoughts in your head that must be dealt with before facing outside issues.
#43 Multiple Personality
There are going to be multiple influences in what you are doing or your life. Or you could just be in a relationship with a crazy person or about to be in a relationship with a crazy person. It is hard to make decision with so many voices in your head. Try to get away for a while and listen to yourself.
#44 Twin Flame
This is a card about coming together. Most often this represents a relationship of total harmony. It can represent total peace and satisfaction in a relationship or situation.
#45 Peanut Butter
Peanut butter is nourishment unless you are allergic to it. It is not flashy it does what it needs to do to and is versatile. In a relationship peanut butter is a stability card. It means you get nourishment or can get nourishment from the relationship. In any situation it is really a good card to get.
#46 The Pot of Gold
This is a card of riches! Good things will come. Most likely money but it could be the riches of a relationship!
#47 The Asshole
The asshole is always there to keep you down. The asshole doesn’t care about you necessarily. He or she simply cares so much about themselves they will do whatever they want without regard to how it affects you.
This signified being torn between two places. It could mean torn between two people also. There is a good vs. evil component to it. You could be stuck between doing what is right and what is wrong. Just remember for every wrong deed you do there is a price to pay. You may not have to pay for it now but one day you will have to…
Dark times are coming or Cole Slaw is crying. It can also be good in that the rain washes the dirty things clean and good change is coming. If you get this card regarding a future relationship watch out as there could be some sorrow ahead.
The sacrifice card is telling you to give up something. Sacrifice is needed in your life. It could be you are spending too much time on yourself and need to give it up to spend time on the relationship. Maybe you need to find your spirituality. Deep inner reflection is needed for only you know what you are being called upon to sacrifice.