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The crabs represent an irritation. Usually crabs don’t go away on their own so there is something you need to do to get rid of them. If the crabs are pulled for a person you should probably get them out of your life, but crabs can be a person, relationship, or even a job.

The airplane often represent travel. It does not mean you are going somewhere on a plane though. It can also represent distance such as that you need a plane to get to the other person. If you are afraid of flying it could represent overcoming your fears.

You might get into an accident. You could also be getting the help you need. A far reach would be that you will need an attorney

The Revenge card signifies someone is plotting against you. This is a warning card. It could also mean that you plan to exact revenge in which case you must be aware the price in Karmic debt that you will incur.

Hot and cold… Watch out for bipolar as the ride is long and difficult. In a relationship it could be instability and generally something you want to avoid. You could also be the one that is bipolar and it would be a warning to get your shit straight.

This card can range from anything from something you need in your life to survive to slowly suffering before you die.

The breadcrumbs card is about leaving a way back home. Don’t burn your bridges. If you have a crappy job don’t burn your boss. Breadcrumbs represent that even though you are going somewhere you want to be able to return home. Be careful though… breadcrumbs don’t always work so if you are going somewhere, be advised you may not be able to return home.

This card tells a story of pain and heartache. In a relationship it could mean that the person is going to leave or hurt you badly. If you are searching for love it could be a time of unsuccessful looking for love. Broken hearts are not permanent.

The cheater card often means what it says. Someone in your life is being dishonest. If it’s your boss they are not telling you something or if it is a relationship they could really be cheating or about to. This card is a warning… investigate!

Chicken soup represents the comforts of mom taking care of you when you are sick. It could also call for a break from whatever endeavor you are doing that is draining you to recharge your batteries.

This card is a NO card. It could mean that you are not getting the promotion; your partner is not going to give you sex, or whatever you want is just not coming to you. See what you are doing wrong and try to fix it. Denied Access does not have to be permanent.

Clowns are evil and everyone knows it. Who wants to trust something that has a painted on smile yet could be holding a knife. The clown could be a humorous person in your life that needs to take things more seriously.

Just call. Sometimes you are sitting by the phone waiting for it to ring when you can reach out. This card signifies that communications are needed to get the desired result and don’t be afraid to reach out. It could also mean that you miss someone or someone who has not been in your life for some time will contact you. Maybe it is a past relationship or a long lost friend.

When something traumatic happens to us sometimes we go into a deep denial. The imaginary boyfriend card is the culmination of that denial. This card represents the delusion of ones self. In a reading it represents self manipulation.

Trust means believing in someone or something without a guarantee or knowledge that what you believe will come true. It carries a measure of faith with it. Sometimes you have to let go and jump.

This card represents calculations and finance. It could also represent a desperate attempt to make something work that doesn't add up. If pulled in regard to a relationship it could mean be 304.

The falling card can have multiple meanings. It could be as simple as an accident. It could be falling for someone romantically. It could be stumbling in life. It does not have to bad though. If you watch out for it you can sometimes avoid the fall or brace yourself to prevent more hurt.

This is a misleading card. It is deliberate and not an accident. If you are starting a job they are not telling you everything you need to know. With any advertising it is YOUR responsibility to find the truth. Do your research and don’t rush into a new job or relationship without close analysis. If you are going to make a big purchase be wary. Like if you are going to buy a house get a second opinion.

One of those FML moments. Bad bad card… Like getting fired, etc. It could also be as simple as you are going to spill hot coffee on yourself as it depends on what you ask the cards about before you pull. The FML can warn of something bad. So if you get the FML card about a future relationship stay away!

Flowers, Sunshine, and Rain. You have a fresh feeling and a spring to your step that instills personal confidence. This card represents having everything you need. Could be a sign that you might need to douche.

Just like receiving a gift card for a birthday or Christmas, the gift card means there is something coming your way. You won’t have to do anything to get it and you won’t have to pay it back!

Something or someone is going to leave your life. There is a hint of sadness to the goodbye card. This card could also be telling you to let something go such as a job, friend, or relationship.

This card can be telling you that what you seek is far away. Even though it is far away doesn’t mean you shouldn’t go for it. In a relationship it could signify that the long distance relationship is worth it or not depending on the other cards in the set. Usually this card is acknowledging the distance in your relationship. It could also mean living in the same house as someone and not connecting.

This card often represents something or someone dark in your life. It could be a death card. The death could be to a project or a relationship or job. In a neutral sense it could simply be the end of something. So if it’s a relationship it could be that the relationship is simply over.

The happy hunter finally gets its prey. In a reading this represents getting what you want. It will take some work as the prey does not want to be caught. This card is about timing and waiting for the right opportunity to strike.

Happy times are ahead. If you are asking about a path to take then the happy song signifies that you should pursue as the ending is happy!

Maybe you should just stay home? Actually this card can also be a settling down card. It can also be saying to stop looking outside for what is going to make you happy when everything you need is at home. It can also be a warning to take care of your personal issues.

You find out something that someone else is doing… Or someone has discovered what you are doing. Whatever the situation is, the gig is up! It can mean someone is spying on you.

You are not happy and you are not sad. The indifference card is like being stuck. This card calls for change to get somewhere else.

The feeling of entrapment. You can’t escape. It could be a relationship you are stuck in or a feeling you can’t escape. Jail is usually not a life sentence. This could be a warning to avoid actions that can trap you or to atone for your deeds so you can be paroled.

This is a feel good card. Kissing is not about sex it is about being close. You will find that peace and closeness you are looking for.

Someone is lying and it could very well be you. This is another deception card. The deck probably has so many deception cards because so many fucking people lie. If you get this card about a situation know that it is not all that it seems. Keep digging and the truth will be revealed or just say fuck it and go somewhere else.

The once in a lifetime win. This card does not necessarily mean you will win the lottery. It does mean that the long shot will come through. The point is you WIN!

The love card is a sign of love and happiness. Getting this card for a relationship question is great. This card for a job would mean that you will find happiness doing your job.

The midget is about something not fitting. It could be you are with a group of friends that you don’t fit with. It can mean that maybe you should date shorter guys or that you should roll a dwarf in your roll playing game. Dig deep and you will find the meaning of your midget. Just try to think outside of the box.

This card is telling you that the answers you seek are not outside. The mirror is telling you that whatever you seek is inside you. If you get this card you are probably torn over thoughts in your head that must be dealt with before facing outside issues.

There are going to be multiple influences in what you are doing or your life. Or you could just be in a relationship with a crazy person or about to be in a relationship with a crazy person. It is hard to make decision with so many voices in your head. Try to get away for a while and listen to yourself.

Peanut butter is nourishment unless you are allergic to it. It is not flashy it does what it needs to do to and is versatile. In a relationship peanut butter is a stability card. It means you get nourishment or can get nourishment from the relationship. In any situation it is really a good card to get.

This is a card of riches! Good things will come. Most likely money but it could be the riches of a relationship!

This signified being torn between two places. It could mean torn between two people also. There is a good vs. evil component to it. You could be stuck between doing what is right and what is wrong. Just remember for every wrong deed you do there is a price to pay. You may not have to pay for it now but one day you will have to…

Dark times are coming or Cole Slaw is crying. It can also be good in that the rain washes the dirty things clean and good change is coming. If you get this card regarding a future relationship watch out as there could be some sorrow ahead.

The sacrifice card is telling you to give up something. Sacrifice is needed in your life. It could be you are spending too much time on yourself and need to give it up to spend time on the relationship. Maybe you need to find your spirituality. Deep inner reflection is needed for only you know what you are being called upon to sacrifice.

This card is about being let down. As the angels enjoy themselves having a drink in the heavens the devil is running around earth wrecking havoc among innocent souls. This card represents the salvation you are waiting for is not going to come.

Are you feeling sorry for yourself? This card can represent a sad time coming in your life. Just like a song though it does not last forever even though it seems like it could. The main thing to remember is that all bad things will pass and to keep your hope up.

This is the game over or continue card. It could represent a choice of whether to accept your losses and move on or continue to fight.

The Roach Card is a disappointment card. It could be a sign to clean up your life. Roaches are hard to get rid of. You may need to call an exterminator.

That noise you hear outside is not in your head. The fucker is in your tree or standing outside holding a sandwich. In some instances the cards tell you that YOU are the stalker in which case it is time to back off. Just be aware that someone is watching you.

Just like the door card this is either a beginning or an end. For example if you are looking for love and this card comes up it usually means something is coming in the love department. If you are already in a relationship it usually means that relationship is ending…

Something bad that has been troubling you is fixed. Maybe you get a raise. Maybe your partner finally lets you have oral sex. Maybe your partner brings home a hot chick for you. Whatever has been troubling you is finally fixed for good! It could also mean that you will break up with a particularly bad relationship.

The baby card is all about something new. It can be a baby or even a project. It can be something you love and care for. It can even be a partner you really adore!

The bitch is someone who is generally negative in your life. In a relationship it could be the man or woman. The trick with this card is to identify who the bitch is in your life and find a way to mitigate the damage. The bitch is usually always a bitch, but it doesn’t have to always be that way. A bitch can be converted but the path is not easy and not usually worth it… A converted bitch will be loyal to you for life though….

The addiction card. It doesn’t have to be a cigarette. It can be something or someone you are addicted to. The cigarette card unfortunately is not a great card to have. It generally means you should quit.

A feeling of being lost. It can mean needing to find your way. It can also signify activities with other people. Not necessarily a bad card. Read it in context of the question.

The diet card does not mean you are fat. It can mean you have to give up something to get some desired effect that you want. It could signify a slight suffering in that you are not wholly satisfied. But if you stay on your diet you will get what you want. Be patient!

Like choosing between things you love. This card is telling you that you can’t have both. So if you are in a love triangle it is saying you have to drop one. If there are many things in your life get rid of one. You can’t alter the situation you have to choose.

The door card is an entry or an exit. It really depends on the situation.

The End is the closing of a chapter in your life or something ending. In a relationship it could be telling you to end it if you are having a bad time. It can be a good card in that if you are having a bad time it could be saying the bad time is about to come to an end.

This card can represent a great get together like a wedding or big family get together. It also represents a celebration and is a good card to get. For example in a job hunt it could mean you are going to celebrate and get fulfilled in the job of your dreams!

The good pickup line is getting affirmations in your life. What you are doing is working and people appreciate it. In a relationship getting the good pickup line is a sign that the person of your affections is genuine and not just blowing smoke up your ass.

Just like when a cat brings a dead bird to its owner as a sign of gratitude or to show happiness the inappropriate gift is something that is given that just doesn’t seem right. It could be a boss' unwanted advances. It could be an STD. It can even be pregnancy. You are going to get something just beware it may not be something you want.

The in-law is usually a bad card like the in-law that never leaves or the in-law that starts trouble at the family get-together. It can also represent outside intervention in your issue and it could be good, but usually not.

The best card in the deck is The Judge Neil Card. This card is a good wild card just like Judge Neil. If you get this card something good is coming. Feel the card and situation to get an idea what that might be. It could be love, money, a job or other good fortune. If you get this card you are lucky!

Ok so you had a second and maybe even a third chance and you blew it. Well this is your LAST chance. Don’t fuck it up like you did all the others.

The long hard struggle to something good. This card is meant to encourage you that what you are working for is going to work out. It won’t be easy but if you stay on your path you will make it.

This is an agreement card. It could also be an engagement, marriage, or serious relationship. Getting this card means that an agreement is coming. It could also mean a job is coming in or you are going to get that house you have wanted.

Overwhelmed. When being attacked from all sides. There is no safe space. Could also represent protection from outside forces such as having a shield.

The shiny object can be a distraction card. If you are working on something important it is possible that the shiny object can interfere with you and take you off the path causing you to fail. It doesn’t have to be bad though. The shiny object can be something you give a lot of attention to. The shiny object is something that passes though because there is usually another shiny object around the corner so if the shiny object is the object of your affections then usually that is not a long term relationship.

The Sun card offers warmth and light. It has many meanings so you have to really dig deep to see what it means to you in your situation. It can be the end to a bad time. It could even be bad like in a sun burn.

A celebration is coming. A marriage or job promotion or even a big family get together. You could be recognized for something you have done or are doing.

The witch card can be good and bad just as witches are good and bad. A bad witch can do tons of damage in your life.

The toilet card is about getting rid of something bad in your life. Flush it down the drain. It can also mean something in your life stinks or that someone is not doing what you want them to do like put the toilet seat back down.

This is a permanent parting card. It could be a relationship ending. It could also mean a death is coming. There is a sadness associated with this card but also a dignity and peace.

The situation you are asking about is killing you a little at a time. In a relationship it means that it is not getting better. If it is a job then that job is killing you. You either need to fix the situation or leave. Not treating the unhealing wound will lead to the death of the situation and that is not a good thing.

The Wah Wah card is not a deep sorrow card. It is like a baby crying if he or she doesn’t get to eat their favorite candy. Stop feeling sorry for yourself!

Sometimes you can’t win so you should just quit. In a relationship this card signifies stop trying.

You are either going to be eaten by zombies or sharks, take your pick. Actually it means that you have a slim chance of making it but the only option you are left with sucks. It could mean you will be dating someone below your standards for a while.

This is the bad Karma card. Something you did created a Karmic debt and you are paying for it. So if you get this card try to make amends for what you did. If you cannot make amends directly then maybe some general good deeds will get you off the hook. Killing lady luck is never a good thing for you.

The Soul Mate card is a special bond card. The relationship that it entails is something that cannot be broken. Regardless of circumstance the Soul Mate card represents that everything will work out in the end. That said it will not be a smooth ride. The Soul Mate card can entail significant struggle to work things out. There may even be times when it would seem everything is lost. But the great thing about the Soul Mate card and the bond that it entails is that the bond can never be broken. It will always be there!

The Leap of Faith Card represents a need to take a chance. Even if all the signs are wrong. Even if it looks like you wont make it. Take the chance, Take the Leap of Faith

The hopeless card represents something a situation that is out of your control. It could mean to give up the fight or that whatever you do it won't help.

Alcohol clouds our judgement. The alcohol card could mean some sort of manipulation is at hand that will or is clouding your judgement. It could also mean that you have an addiction issue.

The Breakup Card is about losing something you care about. Sometimes the something you lose while hurtful could turn out better for you in the long run. If asking about the future it is a warning of something to come. Sometimes it can be telling you to let go of a hurtful moment.

The bird card has many meanings. It can be a sign to watch over the things you care about as the bird watches over her nest. It can be a sign of settling down.

The hunter Rune Card... It is about taking action. This rune represent doing what is needed for yourself and the ones you care about. Sometimes being on the hunt is lonely but it must be done!

The Fire Rune Card... The great discovery that opened up the possibilities of so much more. The Fire rune is about discovery. You will find something of great value. It also represents warmth. Another possibility is a warning. Fire can be dangerous if left unattended. Be careful if you play with fire!

The Love Rune Card... In the good old days you could just club a girl on the head and drag her to your cave. This card warns to avoid the pitfalls of the past. There is love in the air but don't bring your club. Maybe think about bringing some flowers...

The Buffalo Rune Card... Before there was fast food and Forever 21 there was the buffalo.... It provided food, clothing and needed supplies... The buffalo represents receiving basic necessities...

The Exile Rune Card... Sometimes you mess up and the buffalo gets away. The tribe gets irritated but they get over it.... Sometimes you get caught having sex with the Chiefs daughter.... Then you get exiled.........

The Dinner Got Away Rune Card... Finding a meal was a lot harder 10000 years ago.... Sometimes the prize you seek doesn't want to be your dinner... This rune represents losing and going hungry :(

The Chance Meeting Rune Card... Popular culture says you could meet your soul mate when you both reach for the same piece of fruit at the store... Thousands of years ago it might have been hunting for the same side of beef... This rune signifies a chance encounter is on its way. The card could be good or bad as who knows if you will share the beef or kill each other for it...

The Water Rune Card... is a very spiritual rune. It represents healing and life. It is also the rune of adaption as water is the only element that adapts from solid, to liquid, to gas depending on its situation.

The Harvest Rune Card.... This rune signifies that some of the preparation you have done will pay off... It could also signify that you need to plant seeds to reap later. Also this rune represents that life is a cycle... That we are a product of our past...

The Ripple Rune Card... We are all energy that resonates at a unique frequency. The answers you seek can be found in the resonating frequency all around. As the energy travels it gets fainter and fainter. The ripple rune tells you to be still in your mind and thoughts and listen to the clues rippling though like ripples in the pond.

The Shooting Star Rune Card... There was a time when ancient man would lookup into the night sky and wish upon a star. On rare occasion a shooting star would appear and the wish would be granted. This rune speaks of happy endings and getting that of which you desire!

The Exile rune card... In ancient times older members of the tribe who could no longer contribute were put on a raft and drifted out to sea. This rune advises you to let go of an attachment that is no longer useful to you. It could also be separation from an organization or job

The universe has a message for you. It could be a voice in your head, a fortune cookie, or the image of God you see in your cereal bowl. Take heed because if you do not recognize or ignore the sign, the powers that be may become upset with you.

The Forbidden Fruit Rune Card.... Be careful... It looks good... It smells good... It seems too good to be true. That's because it is. This is a warning to beware of that of which is offered is not that it seems. Search for the skeletons in the closet and beware.

Rabbits are NOT food card.... This card tells us that even though we can do something maybe we shouldn't and that sometime doing something could bring a karmic debt

The Judge Neil Tarot Deck